You will be the happiest man in the world.
but
You have to take the virginity of your own daughter.
I will not

patetohunter 10 years ago
The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbi 4 years ago
Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button
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Ryan410 10 years ago
I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

FortyWithaU40 2 years ago
Neither do I. LOL
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Caseyjaynestuart 10 years ago
I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

Duolingo 2 months ago
Hey I’m back once again. Happy late πŸŽ‚
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JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago
36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago
Only 29 now
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(insert name here) 10 years ago
Loophole! I dont have a daughter

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago
THEY CAN KILL ME?HAHAHA

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago
i m crazy

DoctorAurora 10 years ago
I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
Nice! me too

Unyuho 10 years ago
This is the sickest question ever...

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer 8 years ago
You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

braydenisswag 10 years ago
i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Timelypat 10 years ago
No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago
jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

leafygokys 10 years ago
Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Agreed

KillerSquid 7 years ago
Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra 8 years ago
36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope 8 years ago
Its because not but

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

PrestonBrower 9 years ago
No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi 9 years ago
I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Lifeistriangle 9 years ago
The But should be because.

kys_now 9 years ago
What if I have no daughter yet

happylego91 9 years ago
*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx 9 years ago
Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago
Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan 13 years ago
If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf 5 years ago
my boner is confused now.
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BunneyHonney 10 years ago
i"m a women....

Russellpt666 10 years ago
I'm 11

meatloave 2 years ago
idiot

Hamato_jacky 5 years ago
im a non binary aroace minor

IAmPineApp 2 years ago
Create a universe where you don't die

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago
36 percent of yall need to bleach your brain

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
Bold of you to assume I'm a man or that I have a daughter. (I'm a man tho so.. kudos)

Flig 10 years ago
What if I have son?

X12346 9 years ago
What daughter?

agent washington 10 years ago
I'm not having children. Ever

Shampooboots 3 years ago
who the fuck comes up with this shit?

herbertpostman 10 years ago
That's paradox

Panifex 9 years ago
I can be the second-happiest man without doing gross things like that

Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
i dont have a daughter and i never will so yes

CommentMaker1 10 years ago
First:I don't have a daughter Two:I'm not a man Three:I'm not an adult

JimboJomha 2 years ago
Sounds like a win-win to me

72268817 last year
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ChocolateEvil123 9 years ago
One: I don't have a daughter. Two: I want a boy to play football and get me rich. Three: fuck no why the hell is wrong with people.

AmongUsPrn 5 years ago
Downside?

Chladovan 10 years ago
I pressed the button and I ain't even ashamed. Won't have kids anyway.

KingHoldz 8 years ago
replace "but" with "because"...

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun™ 10 years ago
What happens if you have sons?

Kzitold 6 years ago
Sweet home Alabama!

Biaglaser 10 years ago
Im not a man...

huntfire 9 years ago
@η§‹ζœˆηˆ±θŽ‰

Lovecat8 10 years ago
uh im not a man. does that mean pressing the button does nothing? or do i turn into a man

Skibiditoilet 2 years ago
If you pressed the button, kindly and respectfully take your own life
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