Will You Press The Button?

patetohunter 10 years ago

The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbi 4 years ago

Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button

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Ryan410 10 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

FortyWithaU40 2 years ago

Neither do I. LOL

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Caseyjaynestuart 10 years ago

I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

Duolingo 2 months ago

Hey I’m back once again. Happy late 🎂

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JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago

36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago

Only 29 now

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(insert name here) 10 years ago

Loophole! I dont have a daughter

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

THEY CAN KILL ME?HAHAHA

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

i m crazy

DoctorAurora 10 years ago

I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

Nice! me too

Unyuho 10 years ago

This is the sickest question ever...

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Timelypat 10 years ago

No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago

jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

leafygokys 10 years ago

Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Agreed

KillerSquid 7 years ago

Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra 8 years ago

36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope 8 years ago

Its because not but

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

PrestonBrower 9 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi 9 years ago

I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Lifeistriangle 9 years ago

The But should be because.

kys_now 9 years ago

What if I have no daughter yet

happylego91 9 years ago

*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx 9 years ago

Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago

Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan 13 years ago

If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf 5 years ago

my boner is confused now.

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Flig 10 years ago

What if I have son?

X12346 9 years ago

What daughter?

agent washington 10 years ago

I'm not having children. Ever

Shampooboots 3 years ago

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

herbertpostman 10 years ago

That's paradox

Panifex 9 years ago

I can be the second-happiest man without doing gross things like that

Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago

i dont have a daughter and i never will so yes

CommentMaker1 10 years ago

First:I don't have a daughter Two:I'm not a man Three:I'm not an adult

ChocolateEvil123 9 years ago

One: I don't have a daughter. Two: I want a boy to play football and get me rich. Three: fuck no why the hell is wrong with people.

AmongUsPrn 5 years ago

Downside?

Chladovan 10 years ago

I pressed the button and I ain't even ashamed. Won't have kids anyway.

KingHoldz 8 years ago

replace "but" with "because"...

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

What happens if you have sons?

JimboJomha 2 years ago

Sounds like a win-win to me

72268817 last year

你真是畜生不如

Kzitold 6 years ago

Sweet home Alabama!

Biaglaser 10 years ago

Im not a man...

huntfire 9 years ago

@秋月爱莉

Lovecat8 10 years ago

uh im not a man. does that mean pressing the button does nothing? or do i turn into a man

Skibiditoilet 2 years ago

If you pressed the button, kindly and respectfully take your own life

MarcusofMenace 9 years ago

Don't have 1 so no incest

shipqueen28 9 years ago

I"M AN ASEXUAL AROMANTIC GIRL! BUH BYE BUTTON I"M USING THE ARCHERY SKILLS I GOT FROM A DIFFERENT BUTTON TO DESTROY YOU!

nontortoise135 10 years ago

Hi there neighbor

beastalitylover3476 3 years ago

game is game

FlameBlaze 9 years ago

1 i don't have a daughter 2 what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

BruhMoment9 7 years ago

Alabama:

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

Sooooooo... I'm William Afton?

Starfall50 10 years ago

*Aften, I read the book and watched Sister location. His daughter was brutally murdered by the robot he forbade her to go near, and his son killed 5 kids. It never mentioned anything along the lines of this dillema.

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