Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

1. The upside and downside need to be swapped, OP. 2. I’m pretty sure, on average, “3 random superpowers” is worse than not sending your loved ones to “the worst place imaginable.” 3. The fuck does “random superpower” mean? Is it uniformly distributed? Are...[Show full comment]

NexusRat0last year

It is a wyptb dilemma. Not a college essay.

potato12gaga9 years ago

officer:hey sir how did you get to prison Me:emmmm you know, killed some people by pressing an virtual button.

Deez13Nuts3 years ago

Yk, back in my days...(explains the whole ww1 and ww2)

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RKO9 years ago

I sent my family to live with trump

Neapolitan-Narwhal8 years ago

Trump is freaking rich as heck.

Oops25cnot30c8 years ago

The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside but then the upside that used to be a downside turned into a downside and the downside that used to be an upside turned into a downside and it goes on and on now thats confusing

Slackerking7 years ago

WAT my head hurts just from reading this

LunarCrow8 years ago

what if the powers are stupid, like not going to bathroom forever, not getting hungry, and clean forever! cuz they are random they can be these... so no... and anyway better have family and friends then being alon with stupid powers...

Buddy8 years ago

Uhmmmm. Obviously I wouldn't. I love my family!! <3

Minedodge8 years ago

The left side is meant to be the good part. "Get a superpower to get them back" No, it says random superpowers

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

I dont care what the upside is, I aint hurtin no one I care about

charizard_7 years ago

WHO THE HECK WOULD PRESS THAT?!?!?!?!

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff8 years ago

i care about friends BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...[Show full comment]

Yavor Terziyski12 years ago

get a super power to bring them back

wyptb694 years ago

Low chance of getting that superpower

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ThePaulDude9 years ago

Shouldn't the upside & downside be the other way round?

Katerina Baumgartner12 years ago

3 random superpowers. You can't choose which super power you get :/

Luca Shepherd12 years ago

you can use the superpowers to save them

nicouou9 years ago

not necessarily. They're random remember?

David Kretschmer12 years ago

Well this one certainly is selfish.

Jace Bunk12 years ago

fuck yeah superpowers

Bleep Blop9 years ago

Whoever made this switched the up side and down side

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

for some reason I automatically thought of the Island of Perpetual Tickling ROFL

Luna_Carrien9 years ago

No. Just no.

Smolcoolkid4 years ago

Ah yes, downside is living as long as I want and have superpowers :/

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

But my friends, family, and loved ones are my 3 random superpowers and living as long as I want!

Ryanmroxz7 years ago

School I'll send them there

dylpickel8 years ago

Your superpower will be bring them back to life

jkmc12058 years ago

It"s random, so it"s not a guarantee.

NineTailsGaming7 years ago

SHIT I PRESSED THE BUTTON BY ACCIDENT!!!!!

gadlygamer3 years ago

screw you i use dream"s luck and get the powers i want reality warping, gold experience requiem over heaven and crazy diamond requiem over heaven bring back my family cuz why not

Yatanay8 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/437626 ............ Shameless advertising

rockandroll200&amp;29 years ago

uh NO! that is not cool!

BlueThePanda8 years ago

What to the the to the fu fu fuck

Toastmonger19965 years ago

1 bring them back immediately 2 shapeshift into anything including inanimate objects 3 have more powers

ANOMA7 years ago

Power to raise the dead again

BenGymOnFryedTags8 years ago

If the superpowers were by choice, I'd totally hit the button.

Malcolmxt7 years ago

Unless i can revive people you will likely be sad for the rest of your life like really bad and you cant die so that makes this worse

SmileyMelons 9 years ago

Just use your new powers to bring them back, simple...

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

(presses button) (uses superpower to bring them back) LOOPHOLE

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

No I don’t want to press the button

SuperDuk6 years ago

I can just sacrifice family when they"re about to die anyways

LizzieBasu8 years ago

What kind of monster pushed the button?

Timix1007 years ago

You mean by the worst place, the russian slavery camp in siperia

Agarillobob9 years ago

yea I don´t care for anybody else

James Ryan9 years ago

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S <-- magnet power vom weiß haarigem -||- <-- Elektrizitätskraft -||- & <-- Neutralisierungseffect auf der rechten hand :P

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

just make game versions of them and kill them digitally, for example, getting a skyrim mod to change npc names and killing them on the spot

Your_sister5 years ago

*man behind the slaughter music starts*

TrueRenegade8 years ago

He did it backwards

IntellegantASF8 years ago

The white house aint so bad afterall lol

EclipseandRifle7 years ago

Just say you hate your loved ones and you love the people you hate so hated people will die and loved ones will live! Problem solved!

Panifex7 years ago

Superpower of infinite wish-granting allows you to wish to bring them back

luckylucky9 years ago

Tree powers

Yakadodle8 years ago

Just hope u get some dank super powers

mampfer9 years ago

With a little luck you can save your friends, family and loved in a matter of days.

australian-man4 years ago

no just no absolutely no oh god please no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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