Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I don't want to marry.

awedar last year

tough luck im pressing the button and marrying you

Karthadon 8 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

SetoNara 9 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

true

Panifex 9 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking2 9 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl7 9 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag 10 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 10 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon 8 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic 10 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome 11 years ago

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Yeetmastr4 4 years ago

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy 11 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf 9 years ago

Kys

CFGim 11 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea 4 years ago

so true brother

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PersonOfNoInterest 11 years ago

marry at the age 95

Boombaclart 4 years ago

If you live long enough you’ll get the good out of it but hopefully not get married

Fab - Lion. 11 years ago

I would, because they will feel sorry for you and they will just become better, because they feel sorry for you!

AdamHairizhNyx 9 years ago

we live in 21st century yo~ just put my brain in some machine and wala! i live 4ever~!

Joeyclog2 10 years ago

It never said i die from cancer. LOOPHOLE...

bobman 10 years ago

cancer doesnt always kill u

IAmTham 12 years ago

Get with yor love at 20, marry them at 85, die of natural causes at 88. WIN!

write2varun 11 years ago

I like deadpool

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago

JOKES ON YOU CANCER IS BEATABLE.

DankiusMemeius 9 years ago

Ulike succ?

LordDavidBooyah 8 years ago

I always wanted a Chinchilla named Cancer! -LOOPHOLE-

DilynFenton 10 years ago

I'm sorry but this seems like the plot of one of the sell your soul deals in popculture

Angelo 11 years ago

it aint worth it

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol4 10 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

EnderTamer2003 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Idontcareaboutmyname 9 years ago

Being alone is not that bad

jack11509 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Melody Wilcocks 13 years ago

Be with them and never marry them.

Snowfairy504 9 years ago

I would chooae it and spend my last doing stuff i want

SkeletonWarrior 4 years ago

As an aromatic person there is absolutely no upside to this

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

I think pure happiness is worth it. At least i would know when i would go.

pengie9290 11 years ago

Some cancers can be almost harmless

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Why would people press this

kaki 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Boredboy 8 years ago

YOLO

TrinityWhat 12 years ago

I'm aromantic so.... obviously not

FriskTheHuman 9 years ago

Really? I will die right after freaking marrige!!! I wont be with my love and 2 female 9 year old kids :(

SilentCobra 10 years ago

So I become Deadpool? Works for me!

Jelsa 9 years ago

He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer

Fapper200 11 years ago

Anything is better than super aids

Pointlessless 2 years ago

There’s always tomorrow

Angelo 11 years ago

it aint worth it

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

So you die 5 years later ?

Krusek 10 years ago

I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol4 10 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

irishdragon5 11 years ago

Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.

snivy641 11 years ago

and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died

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