Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I don't want to marry.

awedar last year

tough luck im pressing the button and marrying you

Karthadon 8 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

SetoNara 9 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

true

Panifex 9 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking2 9 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl7 9 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag 10 years ago

Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 10 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon 8 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic 10 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome 11 years ago

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Yeetmastr4 4 years ago

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy 11 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf 9 years ago

Kys

CFGim 11 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea 4 years ago

so true brother

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Melody Wilcocks 13 years ago

Be with them and never marry them.

Snowfairy504 9 years ago

I would chooae it and spend my last doing stuff i want

jack11509 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

pengie9290 11 years ago

Some cancers can be almost harmless

SkeletonWarrior 4 years ago

As an aromatic person there is absolutely no upside to this

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

I think pure happiness is worth it. At least i would know when i would go.

kaki 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Boredboy 8 years ago

YOLO

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Why would people press this

FriskTheHuman 9 years ago

Really? I will die right after freaking marrige!!! I wont be with my love and 2 female 9 year old kids :(

SilentCobra 10 years ago

So I become Deadpool? Works for me!

TrinityWhat 12 years ago

I'm aromantic so.... obviously not

Fapper200 11 years ago

Anything is better than super aids

Pointlessless 2 years ago

There’s always tomorrow

Jelsa 9 years ago

He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

So you die 5 years later ?

Krusek 10 years ago

I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.

Angelo 11 years ago

it aint worth it

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol4 10 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

irishdragon5 11 years ago

Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

so i cant take hemp or weed to cure my cancer?

snivy641 11 years ago

and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died

Katerx 10 years ago

Weed does nothing

easy 11 years ago

5 years dude,that is a long time. Step 1.Tell people at work and your boss you're going to die soon Step 2.They give you a raise for your family Step 3.Make kids Step 4.give all da money to da family