What if i am a snail? I cant fall AND I BE THE FASTEST SNAIL IN THE WORLD AND FASTER THAN HUMANS AND EVERYTHING AND I DONT BURN IN IT WOHOOOOOOOO *pheeeeeeeeeeeeow* me(human):well .... Its gone..... I..uhh.i... I just go away....or idk...
What if you are already the fastest runner in the world?
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AssHar9 years ago
I don't think you know *huff* *puff* how fast I really am, *huff* *puff* I'm fast as FUCK boiiii
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StevenHughes4 years ago
Just skip every other step
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ButtonPusher200012 years ago
amen xXFlametailXx brother
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Ank1809 years ago
That basically means you can't run
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taco9210 years ago
if im the fastest i will start doing parkour and just jump stairs if they are small or slide down railing
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Alexredcock11 years ago
So goodside is bolt no sence
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awsomeepicjy8 years ago
Basicly your not the fastest runner
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Mariah Martin13 years ago
XD Because that makes sense. Can't win a race if you fall down all the time.
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BenLyman9 years ago
So, like Usain Bolt but with broken legs?
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JohanSax10 years ago
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Ryrik2710 years ago
Yeah fuck that
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Cc190219 years ago
Use elevators then
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Chiaroscuro-chan11 years ago
that is a paradox, good sir
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lovey82611 years ago
so slowest runner ever?
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Nudnud911 years ago
Can this guy not spell?
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LeoTheLion485 years ago
i already got hit in the face with a baseball, i dont wanna fall down some stairs
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xXFlametailXx12 years ago
How can you run then? DUMBASSES ARE INVADING THE WORLD!! KILL THEM WITH FIREEEEEE!!!
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JK_IS_OUR_QUEEN10 years ago
If your the fastest even while falling down...
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Gabor8 years ago
I dont want to be the fastest... I want to fly and no problem.
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Magickat10 years ago
who? It doesn't say its you! maybe someone else.
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Kittycatmax0611 years ago
Ok i know this so i,ll try my best!
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AddieHardy9 years ago
I pressed it because it made me laugh 😂
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ButtenStarWars4 years ago
I am the fastest even when I fall right?!?
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fnaff11 years ago
How are you tjhe fastest runner in the world then
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Dr.Gaming11 years ago
every other step? like stairs only?
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bitches be cray10 years ago
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AmazingMew11 years ago
Ill become sonic just spindash everywhere.
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NotRealyHere6 years ago
Still the fastest runner....
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Dayna Morris13 years ago
That wouldn't be very effienct
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Firebreeze11 years ago
Basically QWOP
Codmaster-flex11 years ago
glad im not the only one
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Migzzz8319 years ago
How would your run if you fall every step lololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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