What if i am a snail? I cant fall AND I BE THE FASTEST SNAIL IN THE WORLD AND FASTER THAN HUMANS AND EVERYTHING AND I DONT BURN IN IT WOHOOOOOOOO *pheeeeeeeeeeeeow* me(human):well .... Its gone..... I..uhh.i... I just go away....or idk...
Falls down every other step and is still the fastest. So am I still beating the competition or just stuck with the potential to?
Tricky10 years ago
Win the competition and fall at during it because you are very fast you still win
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Zacattac10 years ago
become the embodiment of ihop
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aman11 years ago
Really u are not the fastest runner then
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James Drury13 years ago
walk down hills and ramps. DONE
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Seven33311 years ago
Broken leg, can't run. Falling down the steps, pretty normal for me
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Eshaw1019 years ago
My home doesn't have steps
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failmanoveccesky0210 years ago
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People on wheelchairs can get around, so I should be fine.
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That_One_Weird_Wolf6 years ago
hol" up. WHO is the fastest runner? WHO would trip every other step? it never says you, so it would be a random person. #loophole
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badasswaterplant12 years ago
JUMP MOTHAFUCKA!
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Ronnoc52711 years ago
Can't run then.
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Brayster plays mc10 years ago
Why the flip
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ayyy1738ayyy11 years ago
SCREW STEPS
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Blaiz_11 years ago
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XBrendonLeeX10 years ago
So if i don't step am i safe what is i get muddied up and get into a hamster ball then slide my feet (Hamterball not needed)
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The_Scout10 years ago
I'm scout I already run at 24.4 mph, oh and I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
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TurnedIntoaDragon11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!
Fuck running I'll walk while you fall on your face
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skulltown8 years ago
Slide down the banister
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PowerPikachu10 years ago
I'm fast, but I'm clumsy. So what's the point? Logically, I'd be faster than those 33% of people who pressed the button. I don't even go outside much!
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UltimateDoge9 years ago
You will be falling down at an incredible rate
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Mercer Alex10 years ago
i would just roll fast
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Quinn Collins11 years ago
Why?
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A FREAKING DUCK11 years ago
Get famous for this, use the money to buy something that will keep you from falling.
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GoldenMaster11 years ago
I pressed the button, because I assumed they meant stair step not foot step and because of the lack of specifics I will go with them meaning stair steps not foot steps so just go down ramps. Yes i just copied the one of comments. Because i agree with Wuber_Duk.
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Revanty9 years ago
use the wheelchair ramp or elevator.
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_Fivee_6 years ago
Elevators
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darkhunteress1212 years ago
Run every fucking step or have like a car or a fricken scooter
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JerniG10 years ago
Im don't press the button. But im fastest runner in the world. (maybe only school)
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Kiritoco11 years ago
I don't under stand this has no complete sentences. Ndu
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dmanowich10 years ago
That contradicts itself...
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TrueMCmaniac11 years ago
Skinned knees everywhere
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Bunniie108 years ago
Haha i already do that so it a plus for me! OH YEAH IM SO FAST *trips over OOF
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Lolptyty 11 years ago
Also no downside
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MaleighaHudson9 years ago
But ether way you would be injured....So not gonna happen
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