You can be rich and immortal
but
You always have to walk and you can't sit anymore
I will not


Nolle4 years ago
Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

FabianSakowski8 years ago
Just play pokemon go

jackohans53 years ago
Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel3 years ago
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smartass9 years ago
If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc9118 years ago
Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L9 years ago
8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician4 years ago
Yesn't
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Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago
No one siad i couldnt lie down

ScaredChemicalpiløts8 years ago
If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Cyndi Flint12 years ago
I'll just lie down.

Sb7377 years ago
nice
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MilesJeevas7 years ago
Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

Andrea Kristine Teufel12 years ago
And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters8 years ago
to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door
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utrarafat9 years ago
lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Hihhulihei9 years ago
Like this

herogirl9 years ago
stupid stupid go see cupid next next go have sex

roseverdict7 years ago
HAH! DO YOU THINK I, SOMEONE WITH ADD, "SITS"??? I SPRAWL!!!

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX10 years ago
Never ses you lay down

Mertins107 years ago
Immortality and can't sit, such a bad combination!

hunter31820019 years ago
if you were immortal imagine this the world has exploded after the millions of years you have bin here and you stuck suffering in outer space with nothing to do FOREVER

hf4thewin9 years ago
Lie down bitches

VVsilverVV11 years ago
so it says im rich and imortal... BOOZ AND BITCHES ANYONE? COUSE I GOT PLENTY!

Cjr9 years ago
Your legs WOULD just keep hurting as you walk...:(

Screw_you_guys_Im_going_home8 years ago
I like to stand anyway

Timix1007 years ago
How do you shit if you need to stand you will just make a mess

jshaw719 years ago
I'll be fit too :)

Alekseisem049 years ago
I love to walk

Patuttis9 years ago
Sure like,lie down

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
Does that mean you can't lay down either? Because if we can't does that mean we have to sleep standing up like a horse? And something else is that your feet would eventually cramp then bleed

runesc8 years ago
Rich immortal AND skinny. Amazing

Apollo9243 years ago
BEING IMMORTAL WOULD SUCK I HAVE SAID THAT WAY TO MANY TIMES!

albertlamadrid8 years ago
it"s okay, i like lying down in the bed

MoustachedDuck89 years ago
frick yeah I wouldn't care that much

Captain Actually9 years ago
What kind of life would that be?

herogirl9 years ago
stupid stupid go see cupid

Nasos7 years ago
And what if I sit down.. Since I am immortal I can not die because I refused to follow the rules

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago
Just lie down.

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Immortality is a curse...

GenericSingerQueen8 years ago
#loophole

Allyattack1239 years ago
That's so hard

QueenyCakes10 years ago
Naaah, No immortality...

MrSilent9 years ago
Use a hoverboard.Perfect Solution

Eddo4 years ago
*presses button* Now that I know that I am not going to die, I'm going to do risky stuff. So let"s say I jump from rooftop to rooftop or something like that, and I fall, and I get impaired from the waist down. Now i would need a wheelchair... but I can't s...[Show full comment]

dylanxwillett8 years ago
Old comment

dinoboy1647 years ago
that means that you can just lie down... or kneel down

I Am A Duck9 years ago
I don't wanna be immortal

lel_magikal_orange9 years ago
What if you can't walk?

PERSON THAT DOES STUFF9 years ago
break your legs and get a wheel chair XD

kizzy cupcake 10 years ago
I don't want to be rich or immortal stop thinking that.

DesertEagle7 years ago
Lie down

anne_crystal6 months ago
It doesnt say I can't lay down.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
the heck? no
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