Will You Press The Button?

FabianSakowski 9 years ago

Just play pokemon go

jackohans5 5 years ago

Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

Nolle 6 years ago

Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago

good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

ThoseFandomss 12 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel 4 years ago

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smartass 11 years ago

If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc911 9 years ago

Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L 11 years ago

8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician 6 years ago

Yesn't

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Robinofyoungjustice 10 years ago

No one siad i couldnt lie down

Cyndi Flint 13 years ago

I'll just lie down.

Sb737 9 years ago

nice

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ScaredChemicalpiløts 9 years ago

If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Andrea Kristine Teufel 13 years ago

And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters 9 years ago

to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door

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MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

utrarafat 10 years ago

lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Cakeilike 11 years ago

Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

that random girl 11 years ago

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE GIRL WHO WALKED 500 MILES JUST TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

OBBO 9 years ago

i can just get a hoverbed! then i can lie down!! + i can afford it with my money, cuz I'm rich!

Patuttis 11 years ago

Sure like,lie down

Migdin1 10 years ago

Im going to get super strong feet.

xX_TOBX_Xx 11 years ago

i'll just stand then.

NothingKing 4 years ago

So i’m rich, immortal, and I get a free workout....forever

Jeremy Phillips 13 years ago

Being rich and immortal is all about comfortable footwear

herogirl 11 years ago

stupid stupid go see cupid next next go have sex

roseverdict 8 years ago

HAH! DO YOU THINK I, SOMEONE WITH ADD, "SITS"??? I SPRAWL!!!

Hihhulihei 10 years ago

Like this

Mertins10 9 years ago

Immortality and can't sit, such a bad combination!

hunter3182001 10 years ago

if you were immortal imagine this the world has exploded after the millions of years you have bin here and you stuck suffering in outer space with nothing to do FOREVER

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX 11 years ago

Never ses you lay down

hf4thewin 11 years ago

Lie down bitches

xbyd 3 months ago

那我躺着

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

so it says im rich and imortal... BOOZ AND BITCHES ANYONE? COUSE I GOT PLENTY!

Screw_you_guys_Im_going_home 10 years ago

I like to stand anyway

Cjr 11 years ago

Your legs WOULD just keep hurting as you walk...:(

jshaw71 10 years ago

I'll be fit too :)

Alekseisem04 11 years ago

I love to walk

Timix100 8 years ago

How do you shit if you need to stand you will just make a mess

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

Does that mean you can't lay down either? Because if we can't does that mean we have to sleep standing up like a horse? And something else is that your feet would eventually cramp then bleed