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You can be rich and immortal

but

You always have to walk and you can't sit anymore

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FabianSakowski 9 years ago

Just play pokemon go

jackohans5 5 years ago

Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

Nolle 6 years ago

Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago

good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

ThoseFandomss 12 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel 4 years ago

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smartass 11 years ago

If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc911 9 years ago

Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L 11 years ago

8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician 6 years ago

Yesn't

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Robinofyoungjustice 10 years ago

No one siad i couldnt lie down

Cyndi Flint 13 years ago

I'll just lie down.

Sb737 9 years ago

nice

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ScaredChemicalpiløts 9 years ago

If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Andrea Kristine Teufel 13 years ago

And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters 9 years ago

to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door

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MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

utrarafat 10 years ago

lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Cakeilike 11 years ago

Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

InfrontOfUrHouse last year

Lowkey th1s 1s what ADHD feels l1ke somet1mes

Zenith Wybourne 13 years ago

That's OK, I'll just take methamphetamine and cocaine forever.

GameGo 7 years ago

The answer is bed

ZED 10 years ago

In fuzure gaming you can play games with running and jumping so its ok

herogirl 11 years ago

i mean hey

JTZ29 10 years ago

What's with all these being immortal ones? Being immortal would fucking suck.

McDragon_ 11 years ago

YOU SHALL NOT SHIT (but just lie down)

LiamEgil 8 years ago

Cut off my legs

button dude 11 years ago

I am a girl so . . .

Laparas 10 years ago

What relevance does that have, exactly?

blackfireblackice 11 years ago

Immortal and you always have to walk? That's a lot of bloody walking

TadpoleJackson 9 years ago

Just lie down or lean on stuff

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago

if im immortal ill end up growing immune to the pain of standing

Ryan Neely 13 years ago

I'll get used to it.

JamZHate 10 years ago

Crawl sleep and wheel chair +me = sitting on knees

Turtle66 11 years ago

What about kneeling and laying down?

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Donnaboy1 11 years ago

immortality is a pain in my ass think how many loved one you see die and you go on ! IT is HELL!!!

Network Caveman 10 years ago

Fun

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

NOOOOOO!

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

So... I just use my money to buy a thing that I can kneel on. Problem solved.

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

Immortality is a curse.

Washi-sama 11 years ago

i dont want to be immortal so no

Sesna 11 years ago

I am not sitting. I am simply resting my legs my placing my rear on a chair.

Chill_out_bro last year

Thats so good!

herogirl 11 years ago

i said hey

XxNOTMLGxX 11 years ago

What's going on

I_wanna_die_right_now 6 years ago

Does that mean if you don't have legs YOU CAN STAND Or..crawl

KingReed21 10 years ago

I'm lazy as fuck

ilig1234 8 years ago

Tie myself up

luckylucky 10 years ago

You would have nice legs

Banipa God 11 years ago

so no sleep?

Patuttis 11 years ago

Sure like,lie down

that random girl 11 years ago

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE GIRL WHO WALKED 500 MILES JUST TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

OBBO 9 years ago

i can just get a hoverbed! then i can lie down!! + i can afford it with my money, cuz I'm rich!

NothingKing 4 years ago

So i’m rich, immortal, and I get a free workout....forever

Jeremy Phillips 13 years ago

Being rich and immortal is all about comfortable footwear

Migdin1 10 years ago

Im going to get super strong feet.

xX_TOBX_Xx 11 years ago

i'll just stand then.

Hihhulihei 10 years ago

Like this

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