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YOU BECOME IMMORTAL BUT YOU CAN DECIDE WHEN YOU DIE.
but
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IN EVERY WAR KNOWN TO MAN ALL OVER AND YOU FEEL PAIN.
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Squammylast year
STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer8 years ago
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

GabrielErnesto9 years ago
inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord2 months ago
"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity
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Johnnylag47 years ago
I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba2 years ago
LMFAO

OblivionBringer7 years ago
DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally12 years ago
WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread23102 years ago
I EAT DIRT
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FinleyRS7 years ago
I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Majin_Snake9 years ago
Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster1018 years ago
Y-you ok there buddy?...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane12478 years ago
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 7 years ago
THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr8887 years ago
#deadpool!!!!

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter212128 years ago
Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix12 years ago
so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP5 years ago
OR STRONG POULTER PUP
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Loophole man9 years ago
I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala9 years ago
OMG CAPS

Michael Buot12 years ago
they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse118 years ago
They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!
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Teitur Dahl12 years ago
SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi217 years ago
*THE
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Xander Oliver12 years ago
Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

Brennick Vitale12 years ago
How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett9 years ago
You kill everyone.

KawaiiSpooks9 years ago
Im immortal tho...Urmmm I dont care if i fight in wars. I am going to live anyway, unless i decide to die so yea, im clicking the button

LenAuphydas8 years ago
I mean sooner or later I'll be so amazing at fighting I'll just be able to personally decide the course of history. So I mean Hells yeah I'll do that. I'll start my own wars and shape the world according to my whims.

awesome 110 years ago
Yeah I'm immortal but I feel the pain.kinda useless

roxyaee9 years ago
Hell no i rather die

FlameBlaze8 years ago
CAPSSSS!!!!

FRASUC1510 years ago
So like the Wolverine?

winterfrost9 years ago
CAPS

Knife3 years ago
Become female deadpool

DerpyIII9 years ago
I'M IN IN FIGHTING IN EVERY WAR BUT ALSO IMMORTAL?!?!?! :D WIN WIN FOR ME!!! :D

Echo_Angel89 years ago
Already in pain all over sooooo... Can I just choose to die now?

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
immortality is a curse, not a blessing.

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
Be an engineer

Yanice Ichou12 years ago
ALRIGHT

Elizabith Skylar Brine10 years ago
That's so creepy. That's my role play character exactly. She us immortal but she can feel pain. She fight all evil things but hate hurting them

Popatroll8 years ago
Humans go insane without social contact after a couple months. No thanks

Whimsy9 years ago
Yeah well it didn't say HOW much I had to fight, so I could just like. Punch some fucker in the face and then get the heck out of there!

Kenny McCormick 9 years ago
hmmm sounds familiar...

WW60005 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

Whopper9 years ago
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DaEpicKoala8 years ago
THATS PRETTY COOL MAN I LIKE HOW I CAN DECIDE WHEN TO DIE SO IM NOT STUCK ETERNALLY IN SPACE

echothemutekitten10 years ago
i do want to live through every historical event cx

Kittenlover1017 years ago
WHY DO YOU NEED TO FUCKING YELL

colten919 years ago
no ,just no

primesoul8 years ago
STOP SCREAMING AT ME

BLU Engineer11 years ago
I LIKE CAPS LOCK TOO

nothing2die49 years ago
LEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSS

HTFphsycopath19999 years ago
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!

undecidedfoot93 7 years ago
AAAAAAAAAHHH
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