Will You Press The Button?

Squammylast year

STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer8 years ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

GabrielErnesto9 years ago

inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord2 months ago

"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity

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Johnnylag47 years ago

I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba2 years ago

LMFAO

OblivionBringer7 years ago

DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally12 years ago

WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread23102 years ago

I EAT DIRT

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FinleyRS7 years ago

I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Majin_Snake9 years ago

Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster1018 years ago

Y-you ok there buddy?...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane12478 years ago

IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 7 years ago

THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr8887 years ago

#deadpool!!!!

DarkOverlord28 years ago

Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter212128 years ago

Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix12 years ago

so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP5 years ago

OR STRONG POULTER PUP

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Loophole man9 years ago

I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala9 years ago

OMG CAPS

Michael Buot12 years ago

they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse118 years ago

They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!

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Teitur Dahl12 years ago

SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi217 years ago

*THE

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Brennick Vitale12 years ago

How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett9 years ago

You kill everyone.

Xander Oliver12 years ago

Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

marxman8 years ago

It says you have to fight, but it didn't say in combat. I could be flying KC-135s or be an Air Battle Manager on an E-3 for all I know. That"s technically fighting.

MotherFooker11 years ago

FSDJFSDJFBSADFBASDHF

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago

Vr headset fuck over those germans

star_skitter9 years ago

THE HERO OF LEGEND THE ONE THAT CAN'T DIE THE LEGEND STAR

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

DID TORGUE WRITE THIS QUESTION?!???

trololol90009 years ago

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ILoveCookies8 years ago

THAT"S ALL COOL, AND I AGREE WITH THE OTHER GUY WHY THE CAPS?!?!

Milagros Maisonet-Menendez12 years ago

I would be the goddess of war?! fuck yeah!

AyyyLOL8 years ago

A few bullets up the arse, are worth it, knoving they'll be 100% not lethal to you...

Derpwhalez 10 years ago

The caps lock is strong in this one

fjfkgugjtutn9 years ago

Join the Marines BEFORE THEY WERE FOUNDED??? I'm in.

RegularOldDude9 years ago

MOTHAFUCKIN CAPSLOCK!

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago

OKAY SO I CAN BE IN THE HUNDRED YEAR WAR. SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN ENGLAND AND FRANCE, HERE I COME.

buzzian9 years ago

I'M DEADPOOL

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

WHY IS IT IN ALL CAPS XD

Coolguy249 years ago

Dude that makes no freaking sense if your immortal u can't feel pain and I can't die

Comrade Ivan9 years ago

wE mEET aGAIN, cAPTAIN cAPITAL!

Classifiedmc9 years ago

LEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSS

Flameice2 8 years ago

So... I'm a war hero. That can't die. That can fight until he wins. Fuck yeah bitch

ihopboi7 years ago

DID YOU FORGET TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

davidgilliland3810 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]