You are a master thief and can steal anything you want without getting caught
but
you will have horrible nightmares of everyone you steal from
I will not


Verysmartpersom5 months ago
Anything? steal an interdimensional portal and a genie lamp or smthn

megamanrules1239 years ago
i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

yassy2 years ago
OH!LOOK!A MAN!
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IamHot9 years ago
I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane8 years ago
Lol, same
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Travis_8019 years ago
I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybionic3 years ago
Nightmare inception I like it
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McNuggets Suck9 years ago
Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot9 years ago
Hahaha :)

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago
i have horrible nightmares no matter what

Exotic-Butters8 years ago
I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL8 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes1018 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

_Blackout_2 years ago
Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D
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EmilStvring7 years ago
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi7 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff7 years ago
CAN, not must

Tufty8 years ago
What would I even steal?

Dannybionic3 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
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JordanHernandez8 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares

SpiderNan7 years ago
Steal people’s hearts

KaiTheCat9 years ago
*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking9 years ago
Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

LittleG7 years ago
YEAH! Bring on the night!

JamesFilms7 years ago
There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders288 years ago
I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert8 years ago
When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien8 years ago
i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty9 years ago
Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen9 years ago
Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago
Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop8 years ago
Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago
I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish9 years ago
Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish9 years ago
OK

gbubs17 years ago
Wait... don't they need that?

Kamilla Erwin12 years ago
Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted4 years ago
Give them back bro
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TitaniaTheRam9 years ago
I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Chase Wolfey Gray12 years ago
Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover1018 years ago
No dur.
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Bryan Rowland12 years ago
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

Maypaws4 years ago
Time to steal dream catchers.

LongLeafBlade11 years ago
I don't NEED SLEEP!

winrg6 years ago
Hah, I don't sleep

Sky Jason Kight12 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares, and I don't have to use my ability.

Revoloutionari9 years ago
dont have nightmares

Crintostheking9 years ago
You would suicide eventually.

Weaver9 years ago
Drugs.

StevenReaves7 years ago
but i would steal all the electronics

smsff710 years ago
Steal enough to live off of well then deal with only a few bad dreams.

loophole199 years ago
U would get used to the nightmares and it would be regular dreams

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago
I don't dream like at all and when I do they're fucked up anyway

Renman9 years ago
so i could steal anything meaning i would have everything, and the downside are nightmares?...... i mean they are just dreams, they are not real so why the fuck not?

Wallbreaker4 years ago
I steal myself the ability to dream and put it into a grave

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Good thing I don't have a conscious, so no downside.

SuperPvPingcocoa9 years ago
Why not you dont have too steal but like you can and you would just have a nightmare

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I feel so bad for this poor dude named you.

Cheyenne Martinez12 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope

Troldestroyer10 years ago
lol easey

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago
Think Ima pass
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