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You are a master thief and can steal anything you want without getting caught
but
you will have horrible nightmares of everyone you steal from
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megamanrules123 11 years ago
i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

AFAN1987 2 months ago
OH my
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IamHot 11 years ago
I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane 9 years ago
Lol, same
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Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
Anything? steal an interdimensional portal and a genie lamp or smthn

Travis_801 11 years ago
I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nightmare inception I like it
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McNuggets Suck 11 years ago
Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot 10 years ago
Hahaha :)

Exotic-Butters 9 years ago
I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

_Blackout_ 4 years ago
Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D
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Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
i have horrible nightmares no matter what

EmilStvring 8 years ago
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi 8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff 8 years ago
CAN, not must

Tufty 9 years ago
What would I even steal?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
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JordanHernandez 10 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares

KaiTheCat 10 years ago
*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking 10 years ago
Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

SpiderNan 8 years ago
Steal people’s hearts

LittleG 9 years ago
YEAH! Bring on the night!

JamesFilms 9 years ago
There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders28 9 years ago
I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien 10 years ago
i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty 10 years ago
Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago
Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago
Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop 9 years ago
Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

Kamilla Erwin 13 years ago
Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted 5 years ago
Give them back bro
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The Nerdy Nerd 10 years ago
I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
OK

gbubs1 8 years ago
Wait... don't they need that?

TitaniaTheRam 11 years ago
I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Chase Wolfey Gray 13 years ago
Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
No dur.
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Bryan Rowland 13 years ago
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

StevenReaves 8 years ago
but i would steal all the electronics

Crintostheking 10 years ago
You would suicide eventually.

Weaver 11 years ago
Drugs.

loophole19 11 years ago
U would get used to the nightmares and it would be regular dreams

smsff7 11 years ago
Steal enough to live off of well then deal with only a few bad dreams.

Wallbreaker 6 years ago
I steal myself the ability to dream and put it into a grave

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
I don't dream like at all and when I do they're fucked up anyway

Renman 11 years ago
so i could steal anything meaning i would have everything, and the downside are nightmares?...... i mean they are just dreams, they are not real so why the fuck not?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Good thing I don't have a conscious, so no downside.

SuperPvPingcocoa 11 years ago
Why not you dont have too steal but like you can and you would just have a nightmare

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
I feel so bad for this poor dude named you.

Cheyenne Martinez 13 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope

mounta 6 days ago
“君子爱财,取之有道”

Troldestroyer 11 years ago
lol easey

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago
Think Ima pass

Garan 11 years ago
I would steel if I like really like what someone has I would steel it so i would say like yes I think

Xboxer360446 11 years ago
i am already a thief

JadeLaser 5 years ago
*doesnt sleep*

vincentdu15 12 years ago
SLEEPING IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE ! DO LIKE ME ! DRINK LOT OF COFFEE !
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