I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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dankmemes1019 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!
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Lootaboksi8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?
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WoodStuff8 years ago
CAN, not must
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Tufty9 years ago
What would I even steal?
Dannybionic4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)
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StevenReaves8 years ago
but i would steal all the electronics
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Crintostheking10 years ago
You would suicide eventually.
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Weaver11 years ago
Drugs.
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loophole1911 years ago
U would get used to the nightmares and it would be regular dreams
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smsff711 years ago
Steal enough to live off of well then deal with only a few bad dreams.
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Wallbreaker6 years ago
I steal myself the ability to dream and put it into a grave
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Josh Chaletzos13 years ago
I don't dream like at all and when I do they're fucked up anyway
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Renman11 years ago
so i could steal anything meaning i would have everything, and the downside are nightmares?...... i mean they are just dreams, they are not real so why the fuck not?
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Good thing I don't have a conscious, so no downside.
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SuperPvPingcocoa11 years ago
Why not you dont have too steal but like you can and you would just have a nightmare
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
I feel so bad for this poor dude named you.
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Cheyenne Martinez13 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope
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mounta6 days ago
“君子爱财,取之有道”
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Troldestroyer11 years ago
lol easey
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ThatAnnoyingNerd9 years ago
Think Ima pass
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Garan11 years ago
I would steel if I like really like what someone has I would steel it so i would say like yes I think
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Xboxer36044611 years ago
i am already a thief
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JadeLaser5 years ago
*doesnt sleep*
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vincentdu1512 years ago
SLEEPING IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE ! DO LIKE ME ! DRINK LOT OF COFFEE !
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