Will You Press The Button?

bobtheperson 11 years ago

Washes hands. Kills 99â„… of germs. Shit

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Just what I thought

Lindsay Pitts 13 years ago

accidentally step on an ant... crap

Moina 4 years ago

Wait no, every superpower = immortality

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ThatOneWeeb 10 years ago

But if I had immortality, invulnerability, and regeneration I couldn't die there for making to consequence invalid.

gamandy 2 years ago

the downside is always stronger than the upside. but the power to resurrect would still work

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Takes apart legos. Crap.

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago

I'm not destroying houses I'm relocating them by turning them into wood and stone.

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

*bark bark*

Migdin1 9 years ago

Instant ressurection is a superpower

Marcusthehacker011 9 years ago

I can have the superpower to never die

Lykòfos 9 years ago

What about immortality and flight

saykosenpai28 10 years ago

Walks on the gound OH A LEAVE (dead)

P7 10 years ago

Immortality???

Joshey 10 years ago

isnt it a superpower to be immortal?

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

I didn't destroy the building, merely transformed it in such a way that it is no longer a viable option for humans.

Thunderbuddygamin 6 years ago

bee stings me. stinging kill bees. dammit

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Erik Torres 13 years ago

wouldn't you have the ability to never die, ever?

belle29 9 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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gvberg 10 years ago

I count immortality/not being able to die as a superpower. Combine that with flight and the ability to create a friend and/or pet that is immortal to keep you company and you are all set.

Mikkel Werner Larsen 13 years ago

Am i the only one thinking that one of my powers would be returning from the dead.

Jared Scarborough 13 years ago

I'll have the superpower of not being able to destroy anything or kill anything. moot point

Gillian Dee 13 years ago

Whats the point?

Tricky 10 years ago

Stopping time to finish that work you would otherwise hand in late, teleport so you are never late again and do some other perks to help your personal life

Miguel Hermano 13 years ago

but immortality is a power '-'

belle29 9 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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Yarsftks 11 years ago

Usually what Superman deals with when he's Clark.

Aloox 9 years ago

Have the power to come back from death after 1 second of being dead

Chibulz 12 years ago

I'M TAKING JUSTIN BIEBER TO HELL WITH ME

Juju ( The ice cream queen ) 10 years ago

I-

Reaper_star 2 years ago

When you wash your hand，you know

Red1007 9 years ago

(Writing important notes for school, pencil breaks) ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOO (explodes)

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago

Then what's the point? Kill person who made question, die a hero.

Dhsnsbs 6 years ago

Crap that means I can not be practically anyone

Nepgear for president 11 years ago

*uses antibacterial soap* ...oops

Alittlecake 11 years ago

Then I'd have the ability to be immortal. Loophole.

Toxictaco5 8 years ago

Don't kill anything

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago

Omniscience and omnipotence means I don't HAVE to kill anything. I can just make it DISAPPEAR.

CapButton 9 years ago

So if i destroy dirt i die? Wat if thers a villain

sigma leader 11 years ago

miley cyrus coming with me to hell when i die

Wolfslayer42 10 years ago

What is the point then, destroying stuff is fun.

Lucifer-Morningstarr 8 months ago

I shall destroy the earth and take everyone with me

David dunn 11 years ago

Just out shooting ome deer

sonicj01 10 years ago

step on a flower *suddenly dies*

Habatoot 5 years ago

I would have immortality.. but even if that doesn't work I'll just have something like jarvis that can control time/space which would make me either 1.destroy anything and stay alive or 2.just reduce my power if i lost my mind and tried to kill someone. (2... [Show full comment]