You can read every language
but
You can only speak in rhyming sentences for the rest of your life
I will not


PLASTIC9 years ago
*clown voice* fuck fuckity fuck on a duck, kids!

MyNameIsNameSoNameMe5 years ago
Best rapper ever
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Nakito8 years ago
Oh my god the ultimate rap battler

Aeroon9 years ago
sounds fun

DeanBeanMcDougle2 years ago
Indeed
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oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I would have the best English papers ever

Horsell8 years ago
This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
so basically, i become Zecora?

NintendoSauceYT4 years ago
I guess so
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Crintostheking9 years ago
That would be cool, you could become mysterious and respected really easily, but you can only READ every language, though.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
Not worth it in any way, if everything I say, has to rhyme, every time. Imagine that! I'd be like cat in the hat.

charizard_7 years ago
That was good
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The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon8 years ago
I'm fine with reading only one language here, thank you very much.

Majkelele8 years ago
Wow, this would be nice, rhyming all the time. And with ability to read avery language I"d be able to read some ancient egiptian or other language crap. That would be cool

City_by_the_BAY8 years ago
Oh my god it"s Apollo

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
It would be simple, always talking in rhyme, would make you a poet, and you'd be successful, in time.

Toni Knight12 years ago
Wouldn't you know it I'd be like a poet Not much change there What do I care

pirocino3 years ago
привет из будущего
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cachejhoward9 years ago
So long as anything that comes out of my mouth is rhyme, I'll have fun all the time.

Riley Myszewski12 years ago
The downside being?

David Padgett12 years ago
I'm a vocalist, that would be so fucking awesome!

Retian Maleoria12 years ago
Shanttoto.

cachejhoward9 years ago
Speak only in rhyming sentences for the rest of my life? Just so I can read in every language? So long as it's out loud, I'll love it.

Ziomeczek5 years ago
Na stole leży misa...

gladiator25139 years ago
i would do it just to annoy people

Mai-chan8 years ago
Is any of that supposed to be a downside? I get to be an international poet, a polyglot singer, and an awesome rapper round the world without even trying!

The Super Saiyan Ninja God9 years ago
I would be the best rapper ever

Starseedchild7 years ago
I would become the best in a rap battle

Snakeye57810 years ago
if your having lady issues i feel bad for you son i got 99 problms but the b*tch aint one

Ridragon8 years ago
So I'm the Cat in the Hat?

DABoSz3607 years ago
Just say a random rhyming word at the end of your sentences. Besides you can read every language there is so it"s not like you'll not be able to think of a word that doesn't rhyme.

YoWasBombed9 years ago
Id be able to read,i can ryme with speed.

Reinbewlast year
That's just being cool af. Hell yeah

drew23199 years ago
I'm a poet at heart, that couldn't be beat, talking like that, would be such a treat.

stride13139 years ago
I want an orange... ...shit.

parun4 years ago
My rapping career will take off

The_Nightmare_Gamer9 years ago
So mlp Zecora

Dalton McLane12 years ago
I would use it to make lil Wayne kill himself...

lonewolf12156 years ago
Would I automatically rhyme, or would I have to think of rhymes

OMGcookies!!XoX<39 years ago
How do I make my own?...Yes I suck but Idk I'd like to know XD

Rainbows_Are_Real8 years ago
Most of these comments are people making rhymes with the word time.

Ionut Pirvu12 years ago
What is the downside?

RandomGuy8889 years ago
Now I can make songs in any language.

John Rambo9 years ago
That would be awesome. I could talk like a Dr Seuss book. And would be really good at dissing people.

Ask Master9 years ago
If i had to choose which character I wouldn't be it would be Zecora

EternalCretin7 years ago
I can speak any thing, even Swedish, so press that button... b****

XBurner9910 years ago
no down side

Emerald_button3 years ago
I made a great decision with no retrospect premonition

LinkofHyrule9 years ago
Rhyming is for story books

CollinCarter7 years ago
Zecora.

Toriyama Kenichi12 years ago
omnilinguistic rapper? sign me up

1lazyusername9 years ago
Okay dokay

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago
sort of yoda i am?

Patrick Berisa12 years ago
I pressed the button with class Zo you van suck my ass

Sniperking5 years ago
Isnt it cool to speak in rhymes
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