Will You Press The Button?

Lord Squirrlington Nutstasher9 years ago

But if your perfectly happy with your life.... would you care?

TwoPlayerGams7 years ago

*stays up all nigt thinking of paradoxes*

heatfromfire3 years ago

*angry aromantic noises*

sssssnakeman 9 years ago

If i am perfectly happy with my life i would not need my soulmate

DanTheMan12347 years ago

its a paradox... they are not your soulmate if they are not intrested

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komakuzu8 years ago

if im perfectly happy with my life, then i have enough cats that i dont care

Tricky8 years ago

Perfect

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Justin Wolfe12 years ago

But then she isn't my perfect soulmate, so this creates a paradox.

Sydl083 years ago

I agree and despite having a perfect life otherwise I would prefer not to cause a paradox

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Tricky8 years ago

Who cares about the perfect soulmate? My life is happy and I dont want kids anyways

karends8 years ago

Eh. I can just live with mah 50 cats

kittykittygoboom9 years ago

I could be perfectly happy being single the rest of my life :)

Maddiehearne7 years ago

Same

Rivers8 years ago

Aroace give no cares

The_universe8 years ago

I wanna be single...

Malte_DI18 years ago

Of im PERFECTLY happy sie World habe to ne Interesse Or Else I wouldnt want her

BawbRaws8 years ago

I don't really need a soulmate to be perfectly happy anyway.

Trouble-follows8 years ago

If you"re happy then why does it matter

Micah_Marie8 years ago

But, my perfect soulmate would be interested in me, that"s one thing that would make him perfect!

LavaBomb8 years ago

Ikr

Tea8 years ago

No downside? Sometimes having a lover is difficult and have assured happiness is all anyone can ask for.

JordanBennett8 years ago

no soulmate is perfect

Knucklesfan8 years ago

No matter, I don't care. I'm happy anyways.

Emutendo8 years ago

If you"re happy, why do you need one? Why would 46% of people choose having a "soulmate" over being perfectly happy? What"s wrong with you?

LavaBomb8 years ago

I have the exact same feeling, also it"s very unlikely that your perfect soulmate even exists even more also, there are a lot of fish in the sea, just go for the second best option even more also, you are perfectly happy so you will automatically don't car...[Show full comment]

My_name_is_secret8 years ago

Than it isnt my perfect soulmate, and I'll find another one😏

Hamistagan8 years ago

paradox time

SupperKawaiiPotato8 years ago

Then their not your soulmate

MarkX5y9 years ago

BRUH I can find another...

Spellpunkie9 years ago

Then they aren`t your perfect soulmate, AND you`d be perfectly happy, so...

Totyjoe9 years ago

then i'm perfectly happy with whoever is the second best person for me

ZacAttackinq9 years ago

So... nothing will change

Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

Oh I'll make them interested

Urbina Urbina12 years ago

Paradox! *evil monkey pointy finger*

Cutie_lol9 years ago

I wanna be happy but I don't want to be lonely

lewis04283 years ago

make her interested in me

LockerSpawn9 years ago

You don't need to be with your soulmate to be able to love each others.

Hobounderthebridge5 years ago

I dont have one, so there is no downside

LittleBlueDoggy9 years ago

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Andrew-avyx9 years ago

My life wouldn't be perfect with my love. So that's overdoing and redundant, sorta

EpicGold9997 years ago

This is fine by me!

Rosy65210 years ago

I wouldn't be perfectly happy if my perfect soulmate didn't like me! Duh

Chicago_rat_holelast year

this is why its important to have backup plans

Asraaw9 years ago

Whelp, fuck it.

Maddiehearne7 years ago

I did not press the button(cuse I don’t know my soulmate)😏

Memeber8 years ago

they are not interested, they are.... OBSESSED

LavaBomb8 years ago

I mean like... happyness is the one true thing we all seek right? Also there are many more fish in the sea, go for the second best option, you will be perfectly happy anyways

Marshall-Pog4 years ago

Me, A single teen: *Accidently breaks screen when pressin the red*

KawaiiCrybaby9 years ago

its ok ill just go kidnap melanie martinez and marry her <3

Micotojami9 years ago

If shes not otrested shes no perfect soulmate

Jack427037 years ago

Already my life

darkhamster10 years ago

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ErzaFernandes109 years ago

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Captain-marvel7 years ago

So life????

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

YOUR! IT'S SPELLED YOUR! YOU FIGURED IT OUT IN THE DOWNSIDE, BUT WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO REVISE THE UPSIDE? Sorry, I'm really stressed today. -_-

Nightmarechika 9 years ago

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alex mtz. 20009 years ago

oh shit i had the headphones with hight volume and i waas testing the army effect, cuz i dont remember what it does, R.I.P ears, and im perfectly happy withou her so she can go and fuck herself

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago

i dont have a soulmate

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