47945 (53%) 42992 (47%)
47945 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 42992 (47%) did not.
You're perfectly happy with your life
but
Your perfect soulmate isn't interested in you
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Lord Squirrlington Nutstasher 11 years ago
But if your perfectly happy with your life.... would you care?

TwoPlayerGams 9 years ago
*stays up all nigt thinking of paradoxes*

Justin Wolfe 13 years ago
But then she isn't my perfect soulmate, so this creates a paradox.

Sydl08 4 years ago
I agree and despite having a perfect life otherwise I would prefer not to cause a paradox
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sssssnakeman 11 years ago
If i am perfectly happy with my life i would not need my soulmate

DanTheMan1234 9 years ago
its a paradox... they are not your soulmate if they are not intrested
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komakuzu 10 years ago
if im perfectly happy with my life, then i have enough cats that i dont care

Tricky 10 years ago
Perfect
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heatfromfire 5 years ago
*angry aromantic noises*

Tricky 10 years ago
Who cares about the perfect soulmate? My life is happy and I dont want kids anyways

karends 10 years ago
Eh. I can just live with mah 50 cats

kittykittygoboom 11 years ago
I could be perfectly happy being single the rest of my life :)

Maddiehearne 9 years ago
Same

Rivers 9 years ago
Aroace give no cares

The_universe 9 years ago
I wanna be single...

Malte_DI1 9 years ago
Of im PERFECTLY happy sie World habe to ne Interesse Or Else I wouldnt want her

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I don't really need a soulmate to be perfectly happy anyway.

Trouble-follows 9 years ago
If you"re happy then why does it matter

Micah_Marie 9 years ago
But, my perfect soulmate would be interested in me, that"s one thing that would make him perfect!

LavaBomb 9 years ago
Ikr

Tea 9 years ago
No downside? Sometimes having a lover is difficult and have assured happiness is all anyone can ask for.

JordanBennett 10 years ago
no soulmate is perfect

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
No matter, I don't care. I'm happy anyways.

Emutendo 10 years ago
If you"re happy, why do you need one? Why would 46% of people choose having a "soulmate" over being perfectly happy? What"s wrong with you?

LavaBomb 9 years ago
I have the exact same feeling, also it"s very unlikely that your perfect soulmate even exists even more also, there are a lot of fish in the sea, just go for the second best option even more also, you are perfectly happy so you will automatically don't car... [Show full comment]

My_name_is_secret 10 years ago
Than it isnt my perfect soulmate, and I'll find another one😏

Hamistagan 10 years ago
paradox time

SupperKawaiiPotato 10 years ago
Then their not your soulmate

MarkX5y 10 years ago
BRUH I can find another...

Spellpunkie 10 years ago
Then they aren`t your perfect soulmate, AND you`d be perfectly happy, so...

Totyjoe 11 years ago
then i'm perfectly happy with whoever is the second best person for me

ZacAttackinq 11 years ago
So... nothing will change

Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago
Oh I'll make them interested

Urbina Urbina 13 years ago
Paradox! *evil monkey pointy finger*

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Captain-marvel 9 years ago
So life????

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago
YOUR! IT'S SPELLED YOUR! YOU FIGURED IT OUT IN THE DOWNSIDE, BUT WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO REVISE THE UPSIDE? Sorry, I'm really stressed today. -_-

Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
i dont have a soulmate

bullsquid_42 11 years ago
Someone who doesen't like me and I also apparently don't give a shit about (as it doesen't affect my happiness) can hardly be my perfect soulmate.

ImNotAFish 9 years ago
I don’t give a f I am happy

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
How can I be happy with my life, if my perfect soulmate isn't interested in me? The downside makes the upside impossible!

alex mtz. 2000 10 years ago
oh shit i had the headphones with hight volume and i waas testing the army effect, cuz i dont remember what it does, R.I.P ears, and im perfectly happy withou her so she can go and fuck herself

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago
Well, the button states that you'll be happy, unconditionally. So, if you don't have your soulmate, you'll be happy anyway. I love loopholes.

Xain 6 years ago
i just wanted happiness

Wannabe 11 years ago
well ill never have a soulmate sooo its a win win to me

XxsatanxX 11 years ago
That wouldn't be a perfectly happy life then, right?

TimmyTheHobo 8 years ago
I have no soul, and therefore no soulmate.

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
Im already always happy and i have lots of lovers and hitler did do somthing wromg

Super_crazyman9 10 years ago
That don't work because if you are happy with your life then you will have your perfect soulmate

DanTheMan1234 9 years ago
...PARADOX ACHIEVED

Cami Marie Mango 13 years ago
Worth it. There are others

theguytho 2 years ago
what soulmate? 🧍

GHOSTDAGGER 11 years ago
Then shes not my perfect soulmate if she doesnt love me back

Bigdaddyp0g69 5 years ago
I already don't feel happy also my perfect soulmate is not interested in me so yes

BADWOLF10 11 years ago
already with my soul mate=already happy

IeshiaBetco 9 years ago
If my perfect soulmate isn't interested in me it won't be a perfect life. =I

Iloveass69420 7 years ago
U won't be happy if it soulmate isn't interested in you.
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