Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

KoolGamer30007 years ago

YES

HEADS GROW BACK10 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a...[Show full comment]

UltimateDoge7 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Brreezy5 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

Noellelovesart9 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam9 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Swiggity_Swooty8 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

Noah Jordan12 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot5 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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im_a_runner8 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking2 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews12 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo7 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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trevorbuchh9 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon10 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian9 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral10 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa...[Show full comment]

EliteGeneral10 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Andrew Fish12 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming9 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

siebren0148 years ago

Some of these questions are really worrying

Darius Kovac12 years ago

Chocolate flavoured condom to tape to your bum? Idk i pressed the button for some reason

Epicduck1229 years ago

One of my ambitions is to not need my organs, screw rules I can go through loopholes if I Want to :)

Jeh2477 years ago

How can I live a “happy life” with taste buds up my ass

EmoDives_OnMars 10 years ago

My ambition is to not have an anus, and also not need to digest food. I eat, and the food does not effect my weight, it just vanishes in my body to narnia or something.

thebounty9 years ago

I don't see a downside here

BuilderJayMC7 years ago

"and there are no loopholes to get around this" - Someone has been on this website for a while...

merkali10 years ago

oh god why

Scales3608 years ago

Hopefully I will aready have a happy life. So there.

JimboSwagger8 years ago

Do you have a thing for this or something? Cuz you seemed really adamant that whoever pressed the button would most certainly have to deal with this.

LordSebas10 years ago

What.The.Fuck?

franklin12369879 years ago

My ambition is for the taste-buds in my anus not to work

LlamaNinja33 years ago

no saliva no taste

Anallizer9 years ago

So many loopholes for this.

O5Council_No26 years ago

Hello, my name is Nate the Android sent by CyberLife

KRDubs8 years ago

One of my ambitions is be be a trans mtf. :)

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

one of my ambitions is to create a machine that ensures that human waste tastes like a five star meal (not so good to put off wiping my arse tho). if that proved to revolting then i agree wth the cyborg guy

Porkenstine7 years ago

Ewwwwww

QuinnJ10 years ago

One of your ambitions can be to get around it with a loophole. Solved

Toopty22568 years ago

"Don't eat my asshole!"

WBGrock9 years ago

There are actually taste buds in your intestines already, and you could allways just get a Colostomy Bag.

abcx9 years ago

Loophole: There was an Ad under it, so it could also have meant there's no loophole to get around this ad. Including this, no that loopholes are possible for the button, I ccould have a worldly ambition of having regrowing anuses, that don't have taste-buds on it.