You can teleport anywhere
but
Each time you teleport, you have to eat a cup of cow feces
I will not


u_czy4 hours ago
大多时候不用不就好了,要用再用

mpregtruther2 months ago
mmmmm, yummers

sircluck6 months ago
use in extreme emergencies only

houheyalast month
不用不就好了

smNJT8 months ago
妈的真的有人会为了去一个地方而吃屎吗😨😨😨

5t54 months ago
那可是瞬移啊兄弟
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5t54 months ago
如果吃牛粪就可以马上去到想去的地方,那其实这个代价也还ok

AManOfCrispinesslast month
You don't have to do it if you don't want to, but the ability to teleport seems useful in emergency situations.

RyanMaximus8 months ago
save the people i care in emergencies...

meatloave4 months ago
A three quarter oz Dixie cup of cow shit that has been dried in a sterilizingly scorching hot oven and broken into 3small pieces and popped like aspirin.

Dat1Buttonpresserlast month
no...

creep12 months ago
Just walk :-)

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all might

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Because the world needs a dark and evil and twisted hero
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meatloave7 months ago
Teleport to a room where a superpower ring and a cash card with my name on it that can't be hacked,lost,stolen ect and has 1.5billion$ on it sitting on a table for me to take alongside one dry cup of petrified cow shit that's millions of years old and has ...[Show full comment]

Grognard283 months ago
Your creativity astounds me.
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