Will You Press The Button?

Rainbowplayz7257last month

The misspelled lose, now there's practically no drawback.

Pyoro8 months ago

lose*

minimegaman09010 months ago

loosing all my friends? yeah they could use some help with feeling stiff

LittleHeizi2 months ago

Don't you think you would look better bald?

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235x0last year

Marry a version of myself from another universe who has inter universe teleportation and inter universe teleportation bestowal (Power Bestowal).

235x0last year

What? you hate narcissism?

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blackknightmariolast year

no downside i have no friends

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

Wait, so they're tied up? He'll naw I'm freeing them!!

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

This is a sign that orthography matters, specially in English.

meatloave9 months ago

She is a seriously hot chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost stolen broke or hacked with 1billion $ tax free on it. After awesome sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other again...... 'loose all my ...[Show full comment]

Bruvinate12 months ago

Never said I can't find my friends again ;)

sidelfoutoftheworldlast month

If I were to marry all my friends once...

SwordEndlast year

it says "you lose all of your friends" not that you can't gain more so being married to my waifu is a big win

Big_Balls12 months ago

Win-win

BrolyFromGartenOfBanBanlast year

I GET TO MARRY GOKU FROM GARTEN OF BANBAN

Nesteslast year

how can I do if the person i dream is my friend?

KOBEKimJong-un14 days ago

I WANT TO MARRY KOBE

Someon10 months ago

I don't have friends so i see it as absolute win!

Jt0019last year

As someone who doesn't have friends I see this an absolute win

Forgotten_fire7 months ago

bros before hoes

235x0last year

Marry god

4kiyaSok8 days ago

所以我会成为不婚主义者。

meatloave10 months ago

I marry a stunning hot chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost/stolen/hacked /broken and has 1billion tax free $. After wild sex she leaves me and annuls the marriage. we never see or hear from each other again.

bigdinklelast year

bros before hoes

minecraftemerylast year

Haha lol imagine having friends... hehe... he...

toomtlast year

stpo

meatloave4 months ago

She's a stunning hottie who gives me a superpower ring and a bank card in my name that can't be lost or stolen and has 1billion tax free dollars on it. After giving them to me we have weird steamy sex then she leaves me and we never see or hear from each o...[Show full comment]