32679 (34%) 63549 (66%)
32679 (34%) people have pressed this button, while 63549 (66%) did not.
You get to die and resurrect later, and be able to tell people what it's like in the afterlife
but
nobody believes you if you tell them; plus, the consequences of your death to people you loved happen to them
Next

Slastina 3 years ago
The downside doesn't matter.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Just don’t die

mislot 4 months ago
Yes

Kittykat14040 10 years ago
If no one believes me, then what"s the point?

Migdin1 10 years ago
You come back to life. Thats tghe point

Zer0billion 10 years ago
No downside

GamerAndTheSans 9 years ago
Plus, I am not going to die because i am not a 600 year old
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ladybug7 9 years ago
You guys forgot that you"re going to have to die, haven't you?

Nibbletz65 9 years ago
I"d write a "fictional" book about it. People will love it and develop a cult following.

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am i the only one who typed in 9999 in the url?

JINwithpoorEnglishskills last year
I just do it and see you comment:]
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
I'm guessing "plus, the consequences of your death to people you loved happen to them" is talking about the emotional pain they go through - at first, I thought it meant they die the same way as you, which is maybe why not that many people pressed this button. But, just for the experience, why not?

CollinCarter 9 years ago
Ikr!
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GamingViolinist81 10 years ago
*presses button* *nothing changes*

errorr erroer 11 years ago
hey if i see a 1-up i take it

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago
But it would be damn cool.

Rocie 11 years ago
I have to be brought back form how long?

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
If you press this button then it guarantees that there's an afterlife. So all atheists probably didn't press this one...

Quecho 10 years ago
You seem to be misinformed: atheists do not necessarily believe that nothing comes after death. It is simply the lack of a belief in 'God'. Not really a representative sample size, but I'm an atheist, and I pressed the button. :)

Matt Smith 13 years ago
im goin insane anyway...

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
just typed 9999

malkthemalkasaur 11 years ago
So if i tell them my parents die.. simipler JUST DONT TELL THEM.... WHO CARES IF PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE U.... AT LEAST U KNOW THE TRUTH.. no downside

quickstirke 9 years ago
can I be Recreation into Wolf? Cuz it doesn't sat that you'll Recreation into a Person

DesertEagle 9 years ago
Oh my god Grammar Please 😂😂

zombiekiller 11 years ago
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Carter 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

alyssaxd 3 years ago
just dont tell people

deadshrimpking 11 years ago
But there is no afterlife because if your body fails but then your somewhere else but your still live its not afterlife it just life maaan

asprex11 11 years ago
It's"next life"

MankDemes56 9 years ago
So you turn into that movie about the little boy that goes to heaven but no one belives him? HELL NO

risingtitan 11 years ago
there is an allout buffet up there

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
BOARDBRYAN IS AN ATHEIST!!!

Betchalicious 10 years ago
so? he is most likely smarter than you,anyways.

Death Is Funny. 13 years ago
whatever, I could then laugh at everyone who makes false claims as to what the afterlife is like in a completely justifiable way. ONE MAN RELIGION!

GGLewis 11 years ago
Just about to die? PRESS THE BUTTON!

Brooksc386 5 years ago
I’d want to press the button because I want to know if there’s hell or heaven

Galaxydude90 9 years ago
So A Flatline

DickLover 11 years ago
I didn't even understand the second half of this dilemma.

oblivionProphet 12 years ago
#Carter. Doesnt work bro

presstheidiot 2 years ago
you can tell them a lot of false believed afterlifes , since noone believes you you can basically debunk a bunch of stuff just don`t tell them the truth or you mess everything up

OhWos 10 years ago
Look at the URL 9999

Rob Anybody 11 years ago
I don't even believe in an afterlife so this just sounds like being resuscitated without the afterlife factor.

marlon 11 years ago
69% sed no 69 lol

Aer0n 9 years ago
I didn't press the button just "cause it was confusing

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago
I'll just tell them what I'm doing.

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
Hail helix

PokemonKing2957 11 years ago
just die of old age

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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Ray Marc 11 years ago
I can resurrect, Frakin awesome!

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Just don't tell them

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
I'd keep it a secret.

Dominik Dixon 13 years ago
this is pointless because it wont help because they dont believe

Ihatemaggotsasmuchastheotherguy last year
so im just a worse jesus

MonkeyGeneral 10 years ago
Being human forever is awesome

Gamity 8 years ago
No.

Dinorex Drago 11 years ago
So what if nobody doesn't believe everyone will. (get it because I am saying nobody as a person)

GitGood 11 years ago
"nobody believes you". The person 'nobody"' believes what you are saying.

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yuu dragneel 10 years ago
Re:zero...

Didier Arias 13 years ago
What's the point on dying if you gotta come back to this shit place?
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