Will You Press The Button?

everyfrownandsmail last year

我们中国人死后都是下地府的，地狱是惩罚

speck334 11 years ago

What about god from other religions and hell from other religions? I already know for sure he doesn't exist and if I knew for sure he didn't exist how would my questions get answered and how would I go to hell? This implies God exists, which genuinely both... [Show full comment]

Rexina 9 years ago

And How Are You sure? I respwct your opinnion but You Can't be sure.Then im sure je Exist.

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FinalGamer0628 8 years ago

Um this button is pointless you can already talk to him whenever you like and he will answer honestly

kim_il_sung_fan_94 last year

shut the fuck up sheeple

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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

Me: Why am I in hell? God You pushed the button

RoseTheEarthDragon 5 years ago

In helluva boss hell seems prettty good

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Mochizuki Yukki 11 years ago

If there is a God he's not worthy of worship in my opinion. I'm a being of defiance.

Whywhywhy 10 years ago

I already know God is real why would I go to Hell just so I could prove it?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Because, you could ask God why no cool people go to Heaven. He’ll answer you honestly, and you could tell me and settle this debate. …I need to know by Friday, by the way.

MirceaCiubuca 9 years ago

God is real

Hasthenamereallybeenused 6 months ago

好吧，我尊重每个人的观点。但是我觉得上帝应该不会存在。

Starman 11 years ago

But I already know God doesn't exist... Science, bitch!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Yeah, science already proved it.

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DaddyDeVito 6 years ago

No, because I already know he"s real.

Hasthenamereallybeenused 6 months ago

又一个信神的

HisokaNaSora 11 years ago

First thing, if i find out that god don't exist, then who am I supposed to talk to? Secondly,I support lucifer~ (just fantasies from anime)

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Fuck you.

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DestNightHunter 11 years ago

Why would i need the power of talking to him if he wouldn't existe?

Ricardo Plaza 13 years ago

if a press the button and god dosnt exist...i go to the hell? XD

Mat_Millenium 9 years ago

That cant be because if god is not real there is also no hell ^^ but there is one because IM SATAN and its awsome there ^^

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CallumL 9 years ago

I already believe in god and am happy not have definitive proof while I am alive

Ironmaster531 10 years ago

Find that it"s he"s a hoax, get to chill in hell for eternity, win win.

xXAceXx 11 years ago

Doesn't push the button because God may look back on my life choice XD

Pliskin Hunter 13 years ago

"You can know for sure if God is real or not and have the ability to talk to him when ever you want, he will answer any question you ask honestly." So... God exist then, according that we can talk to him in the question.

LawrenceWolf 10 years ago

It"s safe to assume that it meant (and if he is, then....)

Robert Jones 13 years ago

This is where a concept like Faith comes into play.

Dakotajames 11 years ago

A toilet the devil is afraid of a toilet XD

Laniakea 9 years ago

There is no dilemma in here. I tell you the truth. Press no. There is no god

Owny 11 years ago

loophole hell doesnt exist

NW360 10 years ago

We all are going to hell anyways.

jackohans5 5 years ago

I already know if god exists and can talk to him whenever i want, and just letting you know: He can't lie. So, I aint hitting that button. (That being said, if that button worked, then it"d be because you already knew all this stuff in the first place ... [Show full comment]

jackohans5 5 years ago

Even then it would actually prevent him from talking to you.

cydneyegbert 12 years ago

im already going to hell. i got nothing to loose

DelilahFern 10 years ago

We all know Im already going to Hell so whats the point

SkyWing 7 years ago

Ok one thing about that... Why does it say "he will answer any questions you ask HONESTLY"? I mean, why would he lie?

olivia.glennn 11 years ago

I already am might aswell lol

awesomedude888 9 years ago

god isnt real so i cant talk to god boom loophole

jake1da1snake 10 years ago

THAT'S TERRIBLE! NO!!! I will NOT press that button! NO!!!

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 8 years ago

but I already know god is real...

Pheonix_Phox 10 years ago

I wouldn't. I already know he is real and can talk to God whenever I want! And he always loves me and answers my calls.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

cant u just ask him to send u to heaven than?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

"no escape"\ was that not clear?

azzzertyy 10 months ago

um... UPSIDE????

ptxlila 9 years ago

Well if you don't push the button and u go to heaven you can ask him then

keeva martin 11 years ago

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Dripper12345 10 years ago

That actually doesn't work sooooo...

MRADWOR 3 years ago

About God I think he exist because you know universe is real big and we do not know what's outside of this universe I think the true creator reside somewhere between the demension or maybe somewhere...... even human cannot believe but the the fact that peo... [Show full comment]

SlashSlayer 11 years ago

I Have Faith,so i don't need this button

deltadestroyer 10 years ago

Here's my thing. Add "if the former is real, then have..." That's it. Because you just implied that He is real. Meaning that it's unnecessary to press the button in the first place, as you know that He exists, and people have a way to talking to Him ou... [Show full comment]

theonlyCT 6 years ago

Häh, I would do it! God could kill the devil and let me go to heaven!

Popper2468 11 years ago

So if you press the button and suddenly are aware that god is not real and neither is heaven or hell, you've pretty much pressed the button without reprocu

potatrash-can 12 years ago

ok but the true god is lord satan and in hell he will be super nice and chill because he already knows me personally and isnt a dick to begin with? basically its an easier way to get closer to lord satan.

DarkMagicMoon 8 years ago

And is he"s not real I still have the ability to talk to him? Wth

AisCool 9 years ago

That just be stupid I"d rather not go to hell plus I'm not even Christian

Alex Luis Davis 13 years ago

If ur talking to him then hes real right?no need to press the button

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

I don't need to press the button to know that God exists. I'm living proof that he's real. In everything I've done and experienced I'm still alive and mentally the most stable person you can be. I'm only slightly insane and it's the kind where you know ver... [Show full comment]

Audro 10 years ago

What if I found out he doesn't exist?

awkj 2 years ago

我是个唯物主义者

Shenanigans~ 11 years ago

Well, at least I'll be surrounded by other lesbians for all eternity xD

Caribou 5 years ago

This reminds me of the joke about, I think, Unitarians, where there"s a sign saying this way to heaven and another sign pointing to the right saying this way to a discussion about heaven. And they all head for the discussion. As a choice, it"s not even nearly plausible.

Swag XX 11 years ago

i dont even religoooooooooooooous

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