Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah 11 years ago

"Hey aren't you the person who made everything good about the world?" "Ummm yeah." "WELL FUCK YOU THEN!"

Zac Workman 11 years ago

All the people who pressed it means I don't have too

JasonMartinez 9 years ago

ikr

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Lily Flower 13 years ago

I smell a continuity error.

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Humanity doesn't deserve this luxury

Ashley Cant 13 years ago

Clearly failed at solving said issues.

Sidrick 9 years ago

well you would have to test one someone, and if your selfless you would use yourself. never said you wouldn't cure yourself. but poverty is relative if everyone is the same. you may live a minimalist life because everyone hates you for fixing everything.

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P0$H 11 years ago

I saved the world that's all that matters

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 10 years ago

Sorry but i love your profile pic!

Siddington 11 years ago

JUST LET MEH DIE! IF I SAVE PPL DEN DAT IS FINE!

Morgan Gubser 13 years ago

one person in misery and millions better off? Sounds worth it.

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

Sounds like what would’ve happened if everyone thought Baby Shark was cuntshite

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Christian James Tousignant 13 years ago

lololol i would just kill myself after i solved everything

roflcopters 8 years ago

i think all the diseases would kill you before you could kill yourself

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Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

Taking one for team humanity.

Sansthecomic357 8 years ago

Yup good bye everyone who loved me

Csak Szapi 13 years ago

Humanity isn't worth it~

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

🖕

Timothy Giggie 13 years ago

All the downsides are world problems, so you don't have a downside because you solved them already.

Tony Feenin 13 years ago

If you solve all that then you can't be in poverty or infected and highly doubt people would hate that

choosewisly09 9 years ago

Exactly

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ariesegamesofwar 9 years ago

and everyone in the community get together to give you what you need to live

Redchaos123 11 years ago

come on man be a man

KermitTheFrog 10 years ago

Screw humanity I want money

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Paradox alert

MindMaker1st 11 years ago

whats the point!?!??!

TinF last year

这和扶摔倒的老太太有什么区别

zach h. 11 years ago

Well small enof paridox if they all know you did it they wouldint be mad plus you may starve to death

Damian9303 8 years ago

How tf will I be infected with disease and be in poverty if I eliminated those problems?

Nurax301 11 years ago

Atleast people will be greatful of solving world problems

DonaldMcDuck 10 years ago

fuck humanity

aarbaggett 12 years ago

if there was no disease or world problems the world would overpopulate so i think im good right here

Pizzasavage0329 9 years ago

It wouldn't really make sense for you to have all of these problems if you solved them.

odum64 11 years ago

I will always sacrifice myself for the well being of others

furryfan141 10 years ago

if i can activate it right before death then yes

MokuB 4 years ago

If you"re infected by every disease you"d die pretty quickly

Andrix 11 years ago

Fuck that i want people to suffer! Hail Hitler

oldnotweak 10 years ago

so basically you just wipe out all but one race. and no muslims can survive the genocide... otherwise that would all be impossible

Ace7 7 years ago

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PonyJunk14 11 years ago

Take on for the world! Worth it!

Sammers519 9 years ago

this is the worst dilemma EVER

L1K3APRO 11 years ago

why is that a thing???

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

I hate paradoxes like this.

MarkSepticPie 11 years ago

Hello Poods...we meet again...

AustinPettitt 9 years ago

It said there was no poverty so how do you get poverty?

lilmissloophole 11 years ago

I would just die straight away so whatevs, greater good.

Timesweeper565 10 years ago

Eh, it"s good to die knowing I made the world a better place.

Steven Waguenouni 13 years ago

Taking a bullet for humanity. Just like Johnny Downs on the supposed day of the rapture

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago

one word: suicide. just fix earth then kys

Luckyguy 11 years ago

HAHAHHA JOKES ON YOU IM IMMUNE to all dieases

AceRiderYt 9 years ago

1000’s of years, they probably found the cure

deadshrimpking 11 years ago

Living in poverty in an earth advanced by thousands of years would probably be better than being the richest now and arent the worlds issues fixes so how could there be poverty

Spots24 6 years ago

With evry effect there is a conter effect just as powerful or more

InPrincessSanity 9 years ago

I would give my life to save planet earth I am not a selfish human being;-)

Pedro_Herein 11 years ago

Suicide is an option

#Rekt 10 years ago

Bitch please

JOSEPHBARKER 9 years ago

If we advance I only hope that no wars happen so YES

HarmlessPanda 11 years ago

It doesn't say that no one knows you are the one who cures everything, in which case you will also be the most respected man or woman ever and people will think your batman cause of your awesomeness

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