Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah9 years ago

"Hey aren't you the person who made everything good about the world?" "Ummm yeah." "WELL FUCK YOU THEN!"

Zac Workman9 years ago

All the people who pressed it means I don't have too

JasonMartinez7 years ago

ikr

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Lily Flower12 years ago

I smell a continuity error.

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Humanity doesn't deserve this luxury

Ashley Cant12 years ago

Clearly failed at solving said issues.

Sidrick7 years ago

well you would have to test one someone, and if your selfless you would use yourself. never said you wouldn't cure yourself. but poverty is relative if everyone is the same. you may live a minimalist life because everyone hates you for fixing everything.

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P0$H9 years ago

I saved the world that's all that matters

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 9 years ago

Sorry but i love your profile pic!

Siddington9 years ago

JUST LET MEH DIE! IF I SAVE PPL DEN DAT IS FINE!

Morgan Gubser12 years ago

one person in misery and millions better off? Sounds worth it.

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

Sounds like what would’ve happened if everyone thought Baby Shark was cuntshite

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Christian James Tousignant12 years ago

lololol i would just kill myself after i solved everything

roflcopters7 years ago

i think all the diseases would kill you before you could kill yourself

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Ethan Garrison12 years ago

Taking one for team humanity.

Sansthecomic3577 years ago

Yup good bye everyone who loved me

Csak Szapi12 years ago

Humanity isn't worth it~

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

🖕

Timothy Giggie12 years ago

All the downsides are world problems, so you don't have a downside because you solved them already.

Tony Feenin12 years ago

If you solve all that then you can't be in poverty or infected and highly doubt people would hate that

choosewisly098 years ago

Exactly

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NiftyChibi7 years ago

I hate paradoxes like this.

MarkSepticPie9 years ago

Hello Poods...we meet again...

AustinPettitt8 years ago

It said there was no poverty so how do you get poverty?

lilmissloophole10 years ago

I would just die straight away so whatevs, greater good.

AceRiderYt7 years ago

1000’s of years, they probably found the cure

deadshrimpking9 years ago

Living in poverty in an earth advanced by thousands of years would probably be better than being the richest now and arent the worlds issues fixes so how could there be poverty

Timesweeper5658 years ago

Eh, it"s good to die knowing I made the world a better place.

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago

Taking a bullet for humanity. Just like Johnny Downs on the supposed day of the rapture

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

one word: suicide. just fix earth then kys

Luckyguy9 years ago

HAHAHHA JOKES ON YOU IM IMMUNE to all dieases

#Rekt9 years ago

Bitch please

Spots244 years ago

With evry effect there is a conter effect just as powerful or more

InPrincessSanity8 years ago

I would give my life to save planet earth I am not a selfish human being;-)

Pedro_Herein9 years ago

Suicide is an option

Pandaman_57 years ago

I think this is a popular "press the button"question, where the world is great but u arent

Starbucks lover9 years ago

Suicide to end the misery

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago

If we advance I only hope that no wars happen so YES

HarmlessPanda10 years ago

It doesn't say that no one knows you are the one who cures everything, in which case you will also be the most respected man or woman ever and people will think your batman cause of your awesomeness

Krampa019 years ago

Sometimes even wars make this world better.

Mythical_Matt8 years ago

Wait but if there"s no deases than how would I have a deases?

AtemAndrew10 years ago

Pretty sure I did this question before...

jackxiaolong9 years ago

overpopulation

Reallyme7 years ago

I'm selfish as life isn't valued by me so no thx

Coraxel9 years ago

Every disease? Then I die instantly! So it works out for the world, without me having to suffer!

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago

the people who pressed the button did it for me so why do i?

oldnotweak9 years ago

so no more muslims?

sonicj019 years ago

muslims are not bad

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DavidHarper7 years ago

WTF, also you could lol your self straight a away

werty9 years ago

Saving the world is wurth it

jebbies9 years ago

1: if they solved it why do i have it 2: if we advance by 1000s of years then they can just fix me up

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Problems need to occur at some point, for it is the way of life. You cannot fix it no matter what

marektoews10 years ago

Of it says no disease how r u infected with all diseases

blackheart919 years ago

in 1000s of years i will be cured and anyone named everyone and just deal with it. besides it is worth it and i would die in like 1 hour hopefully 1 hour eternity paridse on earth. easy

ButtonPresser4205 years ago

Suicide exists

DucksGamingDK9 years ago

doesnt say anything about shooting yourself after you solved all the worlds issues

FatLoser229 years ago

well if everyone hates me ill just ask someone to kill me

Coolcheese7 years ago

What ass would not press the button

XXUNISAURXX 9 years ago

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