Like why cant people just accept that it probably just is a testing area for prototype aeroplanes and stuff like that. We have not made alien contact or store som magical shit. (This message has been sponsored by the american government)
DA-WAE5 years ago
lol magical shit
GIVE US YOUR FLYING MAGICAL WISH SHIT RN >:P
bruh what if it"s every creepypasta to ever live..
the rake, lights out thing, lisa, the rifter, the pale woman, johnny, the smiling man, donald trump...
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Brobo208 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal to get out it?
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dinojl8 years ago
It"s an experimental aircraft testing facility. Both the SR-71 and U-2 were developed there.
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Zacattac8 years ago
so i can be lazy for the rest of my life and get to see what secrets America has. deal
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nevinfouke7 years ago
i dont need to explain
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Pabtx8 years ago
Area 51 is a testing area for planes, situated in the frenchman flat. No, it does not have aliens or all other bullshit. stop going to google maps and naming the atomic bomb craters near area 51 as "crater near area 51" "-"
Skibble7 years ago
ah, i see that you"ve been paid too.
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Derpydy8 years ago
LIKE THE DOCTOR
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ToxicDragon8 years ago
There is no downside and I'm supplied with normal things so I'm supplied with my family.
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Brobo208 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal that leads outside?
RedPixels_6 years ago
Just use the Nether portal exploit
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Wildj9 years ago
nicole in deadspace will fuck you
Nicøle9 years ago
I will?
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RobloxMan67299 years ago
If you desire an axe boom u out!
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MenacingFlipper9 years ago
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Captain_Grovesy10 years ago
Be friends with the aliens there and fly out with them into space.
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Ceelive_5545 months ago
Hah, what happens if I do?
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SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
By normal do you mean things that make you into an all powerful god
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turtlegrenades9 years ago
just go through the front door.
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Branater8 years ago
Would if I don't care!
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nevinfouke7 years ago
i dont need to explan
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WBGrock9 years ago
live my life in relative comfort in nevada... not a bad deal.
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Loveless_Furry8 years ago
Sexy Women. Bam!
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FrankCastle029 years ago
As long as I have weapons
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SavannahMiller8 years ago
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Silverbullet21219 years ago
MAYBE THEY HAVE HITLER'S BODY (HOLY SHIT THAT'S CREEPY TO THINK ABOUT)
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Cosima Binner-Haramundanis12 years ago
This'd make a great book plot.
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Yeeter_McSkeeter5 years ago
Like a girlfriend and a house because the fence is around an airfield and that a lot of room and ummmm hello like Area 51
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LandonBygate7 years ago
Make a clone of me and control him using a brain waves. They said anything right.
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ogerlord519 years ago
Never said I would be tested on
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Loophole man9 years ago
*Illuminati confirmed intensifies*
Dani288 years ago
Illuminati laser rifle + fence = liberty
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Zenzerbeth10 years ago
So if there isn't anything worth knowing then this is pointless...
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Octopus8 years ago
Its just a millatary base
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EatSnickerss8 years ago
It didn't say what fenced area.
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JasperTehClod9 years ago
I already live in the state Area 51 is in,let me tell you,all they do is test jets and occasionally set off
incendiary bombs.
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VenoSquad9 years ago
WTF is the point?
You'll never tell anyone what is inside, and if there isn't anything special and it's just a military base, nobody would care, anyway
TinyBubblebuttTim9 years ago
Um, It says YOU don't get to leave.. the information can leave. Via Internet and other forms of connection.. you just can't LEAVE the area in a physical form. Nobody said you can't chat online and show pics of the inside.
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ShadowGunner9909 years ago
What if I regret seeing what lies beyond common pubic knowledge and fear my life because I now understand that in 2025 the human race will be wiped out and the world will be in holocaust state based on the knowledge of An all knowing alien that will summon...[Show full comment]
lildoomkitty9 years ago
You think DONALD TRUMP will save uss??? You are delusional
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Uzume-Tennoboushi7 years ago
i desire internet to upload anything i find
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Juno9 years ago
that is my fucking dream no joke
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EmoSizeBloomer8 years ago
Yes but can I have the X-Files theme song the national anthem?
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daltonnoot9 years ago
who cares?
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Gabriel Pisterman12 years ago
the most normal thing i desire is a woman
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dittoslash9 years ago
Get someone to build a small circular fence around the north pole. Define the outside as the fenced area.
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DrCookie694 years ago
what if you see the universe as a big fence. now you just can’t leave the universe
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Boommeister8 years ago
could care less
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LoganVines7 years ago
area 51 is boring
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Hamistagan8 years ago
they must have a good internet connection
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Dogeiscool9 years ago
I could fly a motherfucking stealth plane and shoot fucking missles and break the fence
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hatgirl52529 years ago
I can already do that if I desired. It's called being a naturally genius who can become invisible without actually being invisible. I'm just awesome that way. However, I don't want to visit Area 51 just yet. The time is not right. When the time draws neare...[Show full comment]
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