Will You Press The Button?

P3ngu1nPerson2 years ago

I don’t want to accidentally kill someone because of a joke. Or what if you get jump scared in a game, and say “that gave me a heart attack “ as a joke.

Dude2110l10 years ago

"Go fuck yourself". Oh no!

Unicat-last year

How would that happen?

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A button presser9 years ago

"Donald Trump is dead." I AM A HERO!

Rexina7 years ago

Fuck auticorect XD

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Etharian9 years ago

"Only the things I want to become true, will become true". No, downside anymore!

HowDoIType4 years ago

Me to the button: "You listened."

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Laetvm9 years ago

I would say "I can control when the things I tell become real or no"

dodgery9 years ago

soooo.....chuck norris jokes will be awesome

Warriorjax7 years ago

Nice!!!! I have an entire thing of them awesome!!!

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TimmyBoyRules9 years ago

First thing to say after you gain this power? "Only when I want it to be true."

Dominick LaRay Diller12 years ago

"I'm always wrong." World implodes.

SneakyMuffen3 years ago

fair is fair

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Migdin18 years ago

If i say something bad like, all the trees died, i could just say something like, but the trees never really died, and it would be fixed

Rich10 years ago

'I am richer than bill gates'

ShauLock2 years ago

that's a low ball.... "no one will ever be richer than me"

Anime Anime9 years ago

I love dark comedy..0.o

Ciel the Earl Phantomhive9 years ago

Hehehe. You and me both.

Robster491110 years ago

"I never pressed the button" says after pressing it. Existence is wiped from existence.

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

So how would questions work with this? Would the thing you want to be the answer of the question be right or would questions not be affected by this button? Genuinely curious.

Warriorjax7 years ago

You have stumped me. How?

Dean-Ambrose-Super-Fan8 years ago

me: Everything I say is a lie and will never come true. World: ahh (boom smash) Me: problem solved

Lapis Lazuli9 years ago

homeworld is real

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Steven Universe is God!

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Say hello im the doctor not a doctor but the doctor ok

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

"Trump dies in the next 3 seconds." "Crime will stop right now." "There"s nothing such thing as racism." "Every country will unite and become one whole country with no war or crime in the next hour." Bam. I could literally go on and on

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago

Love it except no more superheroes.... ) :

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Buttthumb8 years ago

INFINITE WISHES BITCHES

Cesium558 years ago

It"s already infinite.

Icode18 years ago

says "im the god of reality and time"

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago

I have control of the Infinity Gauntlet and I wanna bring all the people who died back (but coz I'm kinda mean) they'll remember what happened...

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ToxicDragon9 years ago

Joe Santagoto: ok timmy mommy"s a virgin, dad is a wizard, and grandma is a fuckin dolphin.

Jake Loranger12 years ago

"All lies and jokes i say will not become true" kay thanks there's no downside now bye

Godovlite5 years ago

But if its a lie then any lie becomes untrue so theredorw nothing would come true

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KuleBeenz8 years ago

The world is flat, the moon landing was faked, jesus is dead, the holocaust never happened, hitler did noting wrong. Oh I'm not making this real. I'm just listing things that already are. All the world"s politicians are lizards and......

Qwertyasdfzx7 years ago

You"re a fucking dumbass I'm sorry to say

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Jaraskur8 years ago

This sentence is a lie

Karis9 years ago

"I own a spaceship with warpdrive" in a conversation with Elon Musk.

Purple-oranges9 years ago

I'm always joking about yo mama

usoutlaw9 years ago

"I'M BATMAN!!!"

Orcling39 years ago

I'm immortal, have the biggest penis in the world, hot girls of my type love me, i can command the force, have a lightsaber of my own design

ExodusTitan9 years ago

IM NOT WATCHING PORN MUM!!! NOOOOOOOOO MY PORNOs MY BEAUTIFUL PORNOs

Ciaran Jacobs12 years ago

'this statement is false'

Z0m41e7 years ago

Wow, that"s slow.

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Megan Mackley12 years ago

OH BOY. Let the paradoxes commence.

thejedigamer10 years ago

Yeah, there's always a loophole with these questions...but I would make time travel real :)

Mecha_miles3 years ago

Ima just say to undo what i last said if it goes wrong

Clayster829 years ago

"I have a jetpack and billions of dollars"

JTF11 years ago

I have 20 trillion dollars in my bank account which is secured by the best professionals in internet security. Insert win here

Cptmeep7 years ago

"where"d billy go?" "Billy died." News headline ;kid has heart attack

undertale love9 years ago

I have control over every timeline

Trixie4 years ago

Hogwarts is real and I get my letter tomorrow Donald trump is dead Equal rights for women People stop pushing me to get in a relationship Poverty ends World peace begins IM A HERO NOW

Jason Herte Dault12 years ago

im lieing right now.

pikachu16268 years ago

say who my boyfriend is lying and bamn I'm no longer single

Likerman1989 years ago

That makes jokes more funny

frankieroway10 years ago

Me:Oh no dude I can't come out today I'm busy not watching my chemical romance playing in my kitchen and Fall out boy is Not making my dinner *giggle* Guy:*jaws drops* Me:*does a Michael Jackson kick spin*