Will You Press The Button?

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

It says everything ELSE with wheels, not the motorcycle itself. But if it never crashes and driving into like a liquid deep enough to make it sink is crashing and it doesnt crash, ITS A JESUS MOTORCYCLE! *slams button*

MoltenBolt 10 years ago

Yep

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Taylor Rose 11 years ago

Never said I couldn't ride boats.

Jinsku34 6 years ago

Haha boats gang go *boat motor sound*

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JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

With all that money from not buying a car, BUY A HOVERBOARD!! And no, not the fake kind with wheels, A REAL ONE!

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

actually... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilao8ExArEE

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Kaii 10 years ago

Never crashes? Can drive on water? Now introducing, the Jesuscycle.

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

Lol lmao I'm dying XD

HellfireBlu 9 years ago

Fuck it just sit on your motorbike on top of a plane coz even if u fall off u wont crash

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago

Smart

usoutlaw 10 years ago

if you ever need to fly anywhere just get on your bike and get on a cargo plane and stay on your bike.

connermckay 11 years ago

Airplanes have airplanes... No more flying

KatCat 8 years ago

*Goes to California on Motorcycle then Gets on a boat it did not mention about not being able to ride* TO THE COUNTRY OF TECHNOLOGY!!! (Japan)

PressDaButton353 9 years ago

Slams da button

fakinfake 10 years ago

i mean you have a motorcycle that never crashes and you cant use anything with wheels or airplanes, but they didn't mention animals boats submarines rockets hovercrafts or a TARDIS

Coaster 10 years ago

Where are you going to get a TARDIS?

MariaZanith 10 years ago

I'll learn how to add onto it and make it my own personal motercycle-plane-car.

dogewolf 10 years ago

ever heard of choppers

99cake 11 years ago

Sell it for an electric helicopter and tons of solarpanels

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

helicopter

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

Airplanes have wheels, you know.

ElizabethMannix 10 years ago

Ikr

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John Reeves 13 years ago

Jump over oceans to get where you want. You can't crash by failing the jump early and you'll stick the also landing and keep going because you can't crash.

Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

What happens if you do ride in something with wheels? Do you spontaneously combust or something?

Theonlyonesam 11 years ago

You get shoot by a sniper

cyanide 11 years ago

you didn't say that I won't crash , so no!

jona311p 11 years ago

wait a sec. i can just tape a car together with the motor cycle. IT WILL TOTALY NOT CRASH.

TrashFire 3 months ago

Does he know that planes have wheels??

DonnaRae Brown 13 years ago

I could be such a boss

Japanese Yakuza 10 years ago

So I can't ride in anthing that is attached to a airplane or wheels, if I ride in a airplane it's not attached to anything

YoHomeboyHajime 9 years ago

What"s even the point if I can't use my Heelys anymore

Poyvushy 11 years ago

Never crashes? Technically driving into water is crashing so I'll just speed on water n shit

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

What if its a jesus motorcycle?

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PurpleTrain 9 years ago

One word hovercraft

Theprobro50 12 years ago

*presses button* i will ride UNDER the cars

Life&yen; 10 years ago

But i don't wanna get rained on...

Yarsftks 11 years ago

Just install an jet engine on the motorcycle and hydro skies and wala, continental travel.

LT. derp 10 years ago

Just attach a pair of wings to the bike... you have a airplane

zodog1221 11 years ago

I'll just get a boat and a Vietnam era chopper with skids as landing gear

PVT_Unknown 5 years ago

never said no jets

Brian Nieves 13 years ago

i accept i wil just live my life riding ontop of cars and not in them

Root user 11 years ago

Future sportcar that hover

OverwatchMain 9 years ago

Helicopter

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

*ghost rider rolls his empty eyes*

mlgdogexxxx 11 years ago

What if I ride a flying motorbike?

Kobra 11 years ago

i'd say no bc what if it's fukin cold outside lol

fuzzyninjallama 11 years ago

i'll ride my bike on top of the plane. or just go by boat yup

Lulop 2 months ago

BOAT GANG! Also, like tehhy said, if it never crashes, that technically means you can zoom it across water and skip like a pebble. With good enough gear, you yourself would be safe from the impacts without any worry about the bike. Also means you can be th... [Show full comment]