Will You Press The Button?

tehhypergamer9 years ago

It says everything ELSE with wheels, not the motorcycle itself. But if it never crashes and driving into like a liquid deep enough to make it sink is crashing and it doesnt crash, ITS A JESUS MOTORCYCLE! *slams button*

MoltenBolt8 years ago

Yep

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Taylor Rose9 years ago

Never said I couldn't ride boats.

Jinsku344 years ago

Haha boats gang go *boat motor sound*

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JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

With all that money from not buying a car, BUY A HOVERBOARD!! And no, not the fake kind with wheels, A REAL ONE!

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

actually... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilao8ExArEE

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Kaii9 years ago

Never crashes? Can drive on water? Now introducing, the Jesuscycle.

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

Lol lmao I'm dying XD

HellfireBlu8 years ago

Fuck it just sit on your motorbike on top of a plane coz even if u fall off u wont crash

BLUEDRAGON17 years ago

Smart

usoutlaw8 years ago

if you ever need to fly anywhere just get on your bike and get on a cargo plane and stay on your bike.

connermckay9 years ago

Airplanes have airplanes... No more flying

KatCat7 years ago

*Goes to California on Motorcycle then Gets on a boat it did not mention about not being able to ride* TO THE COUNTRY OF TECHNOLOGY!!! (Japan)

PressDaButton3537 years ago

Slams da button

fakinfake8 years ago

i mean you have a motorcycle that never crashes and you cant use anything with wheels or airplanes, but they didn't mention animals boats submarines rockets hovercrafts or a TARDIS

Coaster8 years ago

Where are you going to get a TARDIS?

MariaZanith8 years ago

I'll learn how to add onto it and make it my own personal motercycle-plane-car.

dogewolf9 years ago

ever heard of choppers

99cake9 years ago

Sell it for an electric helicopter and tons of solarpanels

LARAUJO_019 years ago

helicopter

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago

Airplanes have wheels, you know.

ElizabethMannix8 years ago

Ikr

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John Reeves12 years ago

Jump over oceans to get where you want. You can't crash by failing the jump early and you'll stick the also landing and keep going because you can't crash.

Did-i-Say-yes9 years ago

buy a boat.

0tus9 years ago

Just add vings and jet engine to the bike

Katie Riedy12 years ago

You all do realize roller coasters have wheels...p

Dhara Hawkins12 years ago

Motorcycles are dangerous :l Pass.

Wolfblood57379 years ago

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Trevorcu8 years ago

What about a boat

funcat339 years ago

Flying Boats much

Minerio9 years ago

at least you can ride boats

eletricpower9 years ago

HHawaii pplz are scared to ride motor bike on water

reinierules11 years ago

An airplaine has got wheels too

oliv42708 years ago

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

DogPog5 months ago

I will ride this motorcycle off into the sunset while driving over the ocean

Emmy LovesPuppies12 years ago

Why not a jet instead of an airplane? :)

swatcat879 years ago

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Harrison Barnes12 years ago

me too

Stormshadows29 years ago

ride it across the ocean it cant crash

Cheers men!9 years ago

Nah i could drice the bike into aa car orplane °° \\\\__/

RCdabest9 years ago

never crashes with the water *drives with motorbike to america* now your in new yoooork!

Piotr Grochowski10 years ago

Sch Eue Rma N: gayforpay is good

DaKook8 years ago

It can't crash, but that doesn't mean it can't break.

Hubaka Gs12 years ago

and so boat was invented

jordanblueflame9 years ago

wings arent called fucking airplanes. im not gonna ride a fucking airplane and see a fucking jet on the wing

AngieSpangy9 years ago

i don't even know how to ride a damn motercycle

RCdabest9 years ago

but it never crashes so ur problem is solved right there sir

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

BOATS!

Dance Comander9 years ago

This is a yes for the jesus motorcycle

I_l1k3_c4ke7 years ago

You don't ride it you DRIVE it

Cuthbert Cooper12 years ago

So if you drive over a ramp into the ocean what happens? You can't crash into the ocean after all.

alonsy9 years ago

HELICOPTORS!!!

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Airplanes have wheels

Masket9 years ago

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#Pewds9 years ago

Whats the point of riding a moater cycle because moater cycle have wheels.

RCdabest9 years ago

aniting "else" you dumb ass motherfucker

alec10 years ago

boat and a bike easy

jona311p9 years ago

so, it never crashes. if i drive into a tree. does it explode? if my mom sits on it, does it explode? if i drive it into the bottom of the ocean, DOES IT EXPLODE? explode = crash = kaboom = the end = no more 4 u = u dont get anything else = no more candy 4...[Show full comment]

swatcat879 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

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