Will You Press The Button?

WhyAreAllTheNamesTakenlast month

my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

Setekh9 years ago

Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago

if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin4 years ago

HELL YEAH

RoloChambers9 years ago

I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber8 years ago

As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Pandajuice178 years ago

This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass7 years ago

44% of people

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen12 years ago

Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran2 years ago

It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.

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dark_wolf19949 years ago

Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude3 years ago

If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?

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Brandon Kolean12 years ago

>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

Basically my thought process

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DomZ1278 years ago

Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago

Get paid to get laid....

melamond8 years ago

Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle9 years ago

Prostitution is a job

tdhm20049 years ago

You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt;9 years ago

No upside

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

Not much change here.

ponyopartypinata9 years ago

im very young....

Architect7 years ago

Ech. No. Money money money FTW.

laine9 years ago

You can't get any money

Evancoolbro9 years ago

Easy get laid by money

masterbyron9 years ago

laid by anyone at anytime you could just rob the pople you have have sex with

rollier9 years ago

I don't need a button to help me with this.

Sir_Standeman17115 years ago

Start your own business then you can't get denied

vepello10 years ago

Freelance Prostitution

PrimeElmnt7 years ago

Do YouTube or Twitch, you don't need a job application for those

Jay Gosney12 years ago

What if you're a prostitute? Your job is to get laid.

gedromgamer9 years ago

damn i'll not have money to live

Chief_Reef9 years ago

Golddigger!!!!

blahfive069 years ago

o man i want to get laid

Amelia_Watsonlast year

I think this is a weird power, maybe it's for blackmailing people idk

LaLa200310 years ago

You can be a Youtuber since there is no application and get laid

HPotter138 years ago

Just ask rich girl/guy say you plan wedding ask for card so you have the money steal card ask who you really want to (don't tell rich girl real name)

tmp9 years ago

who needs jobs?

vengeance87919 years ago

I'm married and I need a job so I need the opposite of this to happen

Donderpants9 years ago

Get a friend to apply for you.

579Sugarcookie7 years ago

Ummm I’m asexual so......

Loopdydoo11 years ago

Become a prostitute

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Sure no down side

Halobox557 years ago

Start a kickstarter company like cartman did in south park

Jordan Fonua12 years ago

What is my job was to sleep with anyone i ask? what if they paid for it huh? that's a loophole and I win.

RKO9 years ago

I'll be a youtuber.

M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago

What would I need a job for if I can have unlimited guaranteed sex? I can have a different roof over my head each night and I can always get food from food stamps, ssi, or blue apron.

gaster4569 years ago

FUCK NO!!!!!

nulily9 years ago

I had to say yes to this one because the previous one was "You can press one button on here and have the stuff it says happen in real life but the choice is random and you must press it". This does not harm me nor benefit me in any way. I'm asexual and I already have a job.

pokefan20169 years ago

Im going to be a youtuber then f yeah

SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

I'm already lying down

chillifish10 years ago

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