Will You Press The Button?

WhyAreAllTheNamesTakenlast month

my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

Setekh9 years ago

Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago

if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin4 years ago

HELL YEAH

RoloChambers9 years ago

I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber8 years ago

As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Pandajuice178 years ago

This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass7 years ago

44% of people

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen12 years ago

Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran2 years ago

It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.

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dark_wolf19949 years ago

Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude3 years ago

If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?

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Brandon Kolean12 years ago

>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

Basically my thought process

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DomZ1278 years ago

Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago

Get paid to get laid....

melamond8 years ago

Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle9 years ago

Prostitution is a job

tdhm20049 years ago

You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt;9 years ago

No upside

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

Not much change here.

HNWT8 years ago

What if you become a prostitute?

Dia_KK9 years ago

Be a prostitute

Nebulously cool10 years ago

My mate could get a job

POKEMANER_319 years ago

I get to have a thirteen way with the hottest chix

Madcalf88815 years ago

They will lay you if you ask but that doesn't mean they will pay you if you ask. Of course there"s always blackmail and hush money.

swearzt10 years ago

You could get a job in porn . When you ask the woman that you have to work with . hey lets do it . And she will be like okay . And then the dude with the camera will pay you for the things that you do . Or you can make home porn videos on your own .