Will You Press The Button?

WhyAreAllTheNamesTakenlast month

my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

Setekh9 years ago

Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago

if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin4 years ago

HELL YEAH

RoloChambers9 years ago

I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber8 years ago

As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Pandajuice178 years ago

This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass7 years ago

44% of people

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen12 years ago

Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran2 years ago

It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.

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dark_wolf19949 years ago

Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude3 years ago

If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?

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Brandon Kolean12 years ago

>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker694202 years ago

Basically my thought process

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DomZ1278 years ago

Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago

Get paid to get laid....

melamond8 years ago

Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle9 years ago

Prostitution is a job

tdhm20049 years ago

You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt;9 years ago

No upside

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

Not much change here.

nulily9 years ago

I had to say yes to this one because the previous one was "You can press one button on here and have the stuff it says happen in real life but the choice is random and you must press it". This does not harm me nor benefit me in any way. I'm asexual and I already have a job.

M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago

What would I need a job for if I can have unlimited guaranteed sex? I can have a different roof over my head each night and I can always get food from food stamps, ssi, or blue apron.

gaster4569 years ago

FUCK NO!!!!!

pokefan20169 years ago

Im going to be a youtuber then f yeah

SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

I'm already lying down

chillifish10 years ago

Acquire the world's hottest (and closest to your own age) sugar daddy

RickNL9 years ago

work at your own, my mom does it and shes doing fine.

VenomX7 years ago

Lol

Mr_tuxed08 years ago

prostitution

gaurav9 years ago

get laid with supermodels

Evergreen19599 years ago

Not WORTH it. Ba-dum-tss

tmp9 years ago

yay free girls

carsofawe10 years ago

Nah, cars are more important k

Pandadroid8 years ago

I'm self employed so no problems here

Boss_Xisted6 years ago

What if someone else applies for you?

Xadnem11 years ago

Become a prostitute.

BlueBenny9 years ago

SEX>MONEY

MysticShadow71029 years ago

what is your job was a prostetute

Minerorwoozer9 years ago

start a business

MyPasswordIsPASS7 years ago

self employed

Michael Hecox12 years ago

I plan to be self employed

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