Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

If there is hell i'm already going in it, like 99,9% of the "self-righteous" human population, so what i have to lose?

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

I would make Hell Heaven and just give me more of these desires

235x0 2 years ago

I don't want immortality. I want the superpower to go from any universe, dimension, fictional universe, fictional dimension, and everywhere else i want at will.

Button_presser_16 11 years ago

what if i gave myself the power to go to heaven

missnyrie&trade; 11 years ago

That's smart

Michael Melillo 13 years ago

I would just make Hell a more pleasant place to be.

Ericsnipes2007 6 years ago

Smart

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Swiggyturdles 10 years ago

Can't go somewhere that doesn't exist (this is a joke I'm not atheist)

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago

JustARandomDude Matthew 25:41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

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ClareWhite 11 years ago

*cough*atheist*cough*

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ye hell dosent exist

Stevobro321 11 years ago

Satan has a restraint order on me so .....where do I go? My ex's house?

Narwhal1017 9 years ago

Your ex is satan

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NerdOfSnowdin 10 years ago

haha easy! step 1, turn myself into a being with infinity wishes, step 2, use 1 wish to make hell my heaven, step 3, use the rest of my wishes to do whatever the hell i want! including: killing trump, be able to travel across dimensions, be able to go to a... [Show full comment]

Trevor Craft 13 years ago

already goin there

GamerAsh25 8 years ago

Agreed. PLUS, it never said we couldn't change Hell with our powers and make it better and it never said we had to STAY there (but I would anyway)

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Overlord-Rath 8 years ago

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven" is literally the foundation of my religion.

Fatpig911 8 years ago

I’ll be there for an hour and then I’ll leave

-------- 8 years ago

The ability to grant yourself unlimited wishes that have no rules.

Rhinorulz 9 years ago

What exactly is immortality? Is it the inability to die from desieses? No. Is it the inability to die from physical wounds? No. Is the ability to not Age? No. Immortality is all three of those, together as one thing. If those are desired separately, then it"s not imortality.

BookwormGamerXoX 9 years ago

What if what your desire is for the Greek Gods of Percy Jackson to come true? then you would have to go through judgement to get anywhere. Or you could make hell not exist anymore its just two segments of heaven, one for bad people who eventually learn how to be good, and the original heaven.

IanSalberg 9 years ago

Did a Christian write this while drunk?

mdck5 9 years ago

I would own Hell.

oswin-oswald 10 years ago

There"s a place reserved for me there. It"s called the throne

Katcicles 10 years ago

Pfft going to hell anyway

owmeow 10 years ago

Gets the ability to regenerate like a Time Lord

TeamFlameLeader 10 years ago

Id wish to dethrone Satan

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

If I would go to hell the devil would step forward and say "welcome back, master"

nakobro2003 10 years ago

Error 404 downside not found

PokeMasterTim04 10 years ago

The upside?

alexander1999 10 years ago

totally worth it

Ninjamonkey210 10 years ago

This is more of a split than when markiplier played this game

ShockTherapy 10 years ago

If you'd be forever happy and well, I'd say fuck it, I'm going to hell.

Kimball Carter 13 years ago

i would desire not to go to hell

Salplayz 8 years ago

lol same

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

I desire the ability to dethrone Satan and take his place. Possibly redecorate.

Pewi34511 9 years ago

Amazing thats exactly what i would do i would become queen of hell and make it a WAY more pleasent place so i can be very happy there

Christina Pointer 13 years ago

No downside, I don't believe in hell. :/

JustARandomDude 7 years ago

Hell was an invention of a pope to make the people obey his orders. It is not mentioned in the bible

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Andrew Haworth 13 years ago

All the fun people go to Hell. I belong there anyway.

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

What, no! Most fin people are NIT in hell

Sean Ford 13 years ago

Going to hell anyways, according to the religious people. Why not.

Honour SA 13 years ago

a lifetime of rules is better than an eternity in hell

sheridan648 last year

I'm an atheist. Fuck that hell!

xXAndFlameXx 10 years ago

Im already going to hell so ya

Aidan T. 11 years ago

desire the immortality flaw to go away then you're immortal

Colemine556 6 years ago

Sex hell

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Everyones in hell already, it's called life.

scheuerman 11 years ago

Hell isn't real so, in the words of Borat: GREAT SUCCESS

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

Make Hell an enjoyable place

northplayyyer 11 years ago

All the cool people are in hell anyways, why would i want to go to heaven to listen to seniors

Jack Wookie HairyMinion Horley 13 years ago

Reincarnation Not immortality and skips Hell

Titan-x 7 years ago

Get rid of turn hell into a 2nd heaven

Icedragonsoul 10 years ago

Hell? At least the heating there is stable :P

Emogamer95 12 years ago

There is no such thing like hell

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

HAHHAHAHAHA I"M ALREADY GOING TO HELL

rafaelmb112 11 years ago

My list of sins is almost complete and I do not regret anything at all. =D

Poofnugget 3 years ago

I dont believe in hell so im good

Karil 11 years ago

Plot twist: The bible, where "hell" came from, doesn't actually say it exist: it's just a misinterpretation

MathieuGiroux 9 years ago

Hell does not exist soooooo im good

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