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Choose any car you like to keep for the rest of your life

but

not able to have sex until you're 70

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Captain Doge 10 years ago

70 days old

Andrew123 6 years ago

Secends

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jaydwen 11 years ago

i dont care about that

MysticalMaster 9 years ago

me neither. no downside.

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bugmenot 10 years ago

Asexuals be like who cares

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the background*

Alison-Hatter 8 years ago

😂😜

Pandajuice17 9 years ago

asexuals win again

Weerwet 11 years ago

I'd choose the Delorean (Back to the future time machine) So I could mess up time, but apparently I'm not aloud to fuck with time until I'm seventy.

TheGr8M8Man 11 years ago

Aloud? Really m8? It's ALLOWED.

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SansTheSkeleton89 11 years ago

i would get a rocket car that looks like a gaster blaster! PLUS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX

Luigi2964 8 years ago

Why the Dandertale

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ButtonMasher124 9 years ago

Asexual

ClaraMalfoy 9 years ago

fine with me. i don't like sex.

EliLikesButtons 8 years ago

You never had sex man, it great

Slayer22521 11 years ago

I would get a batmobile.

RandomFox234 8 years ago

DEFINITELY A BATMOBILE

87Oscar87 9 years ago

I'm asexual, I don't give one.

EmilysDreamWorld 10 years ago

70... minutes older

NickJones 10 years ago

I wish i"d thought of that

MissMuffet 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Crookedoh 11 years ago

Asexual perkss

skitteryboo 11 years ago

I don't care for sex

MartinBizzera 11 years ago

Fuckkkkkkkk.

AmaziMutima 9 years ago

Im going to get a lambo who care

hiworld999 9 years ago

nopppoe

Gmoney 9 years ago

70 seconds old deal

Shockwave929 9 years ago

NEVER I WILL JUST CHANGGE CARS A LOT

DestinyButton 9 years ago

I see no downside.

TheAchani 9 years ago

Who even cares

Brokengoddess 10 years ago

Who cares about sex I GET AN AWESOME CAR!

Midean 10 years ago

You don't have to "do the deed" to "enjoy their company". There are other options.

SuperSchabe 10 years ago

Masturbation 4 the win

SMADF 10 years ago

If you press the button you are either a little kid or really fucking gay

87Oscar87 9 years ago

You realise gay people also have sex, right?

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Cmg4567 11 years ago

I don't care about sex. Never wanted it. I will take the car!

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Why would you want to turn back?

MikeymikeSH 7 months ago

AroAce, No downside!

Peterthepanda 10 years ago

That's why prostitution was invented

NickT 8 years ago

Asexual

Taitiaki 11 years ago

FUCK IT!

PsychoticPower 10 years ago

Adopt

Vhadros 11 years ago

If you are 70, if you have sex, you will die. Period. Don't even try.

Weerwet 11 years ago

My Great Grandmother, one hundred one years old, still has sex.

DANNYMAN808 10 years ago

what about when a new car comes out

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

FREE CAR I HABE NOBODY TO DO THAT WITH BECAUSE I"M AROMANTIC HAHAHAHA

WayT00Many11ama5 11 years ago

just.... buy your dream car and keep it dumbass

Ethereal_ 10 years ago

Come on we all need sex

Watermelonman 10 years ago

NO! NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!! (With other words: maybe you, but not me.) (not supposed to be hate or insult)

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Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago

70 What? Days? Seconds? Minutes? LOOPHOLEEEE

Lizardking1158 11 years ago

What is the downside again

Mario Mario 11 years ago

Man what is with these bad downsides

RocketPadGamer 6 years ago

I hate sex so i press

QUACKERZ2451 11 years ago

adopt

FutureIcecream 9 years ago

You can always masturbate.

Jessica Dean 13 years ago

No downside.

kath.dilemas 10 years ago

I want to remain a virgen anyway

Watermelonman 10 years ago

What if you are already 70+?

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

I was born from a virgin.. I'll just do that again.

AmoshiMegan 10 years ago

Is the Tardis a car?

ZachRojo 8 years ago

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tifff-fanny 5 years ago

Clearly, this was written by a bio guy.

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