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23315 (25%) 70333 (75%)

23315 (25%) people have pressed this button, while 70333 (75%) did not.

Choose any car you like to keep for the rest of your life

but

not able to have sex until you're 70

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Captain Doge 10 years ago

70 days old

Andrew123 6 years ago

Secends

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jaydwen 11 years ago

i dont care about that

MysticalMaster 9 years ago

me neither. no downside.

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bugmenot 10 years ago

Asexuals be like who cares

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the background*

Alison-Hatter 8 years ago

😂😜

Pandajuice17 9 years ago

asexuals win again

Weerwet 11 years ago

I'd choose the Delorean (Back to the future time machine) So I could mess up time, but apparently I'm not aloud to fuck with time until I'm seventy.

TheGr8M8Man 11 years ago

Aloud? Really m8? It's ALLOWED.

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SansTheSkeleton89 11 years ago

i would get a rocket car that looks like a gaster blaster! PLUS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX

Luigi2964 8 years ago

Why the Dandertale

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ButtonMasher124 9 years ago

Asexual

ClaraMalfoy 9 years ago

fine with me. i don't like sex.

EliLikesButtons 8 years ago

You never had sex man, it great

Slayer22521 11 years ago

I would get a batmobile.

RandomFox234 8 years ago

DEFINITELY A BATMOBILE

87Oscar87 9 years ago

I'm asexual, I don't give one.

EmilysDreamWorld 10 years ago

70... minutes older

NickJones 10 years ago

I wish i"d thought of that

MissMuffet 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Crookedoh 11 years ago

Asexual perkss

skitteryboo 11 years ago

I don't care for sex

MartinBizzera 11 years ago

Fuckkkkkkkk.

AmaziMutima 9 years ago

Im going to get a lambo who care

hiworld999 9 years ago

nopppoe

Gmoney 9 years ago

70 seconds old deal

Shockwave929 9 years ago

NEVER I WILL JUST CHANGGE CARS A LOT

DestinyButton 9 years ago

I see no downside.

TheAchani 9 years ago

Who even cares

Brokengoddess 10 years ago

Who cares about sex I GET AN AWESOME CAR!

Midean 10 years ago

You don't have to "do the deed" to "enjoy their company". There are other options.

SuperSchabe 10 years ago

Masturbation 4 the win

SMADF 10 years ago

If you press the button you are either a little kid or really fucking gay

87Oscar87 9 years ago

You realise gay people also have sex, right?

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Cmg4567 11 years ago

I don't care about sex. Never wanted it. I will take the car!

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Why would you want to turn back?

Spiritxeyes67 11 years ago

There are ways to have children without sex, so I'd be cool with this.

ShrimplerThanThat 2 years ago

Clank clank clank yeowch

YouDontKnowMe 10 years ago

who said I wanted to do that?

4doorsmorewhorse 5 years ago

i already bought my dream car :)

ElijahScott04 11 years ago

Well, WHY couldn't you have sex??? That's the REAL thing

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

I don't care about either if those, so it doesn't really matter.

LMC_Jarred 11 years ago

Edit to my below comment: I meant 18% DIDN'T choose sex.

Dexagon 5 years ago

How could you abandon every human dreams *takes out underwear anyways*

NattyC 11 years ago

I don't wanna stay with the same car. New ones come out like every month

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

YAY! My dream car is a 1967 shevy impala or The Blueberry!

Rebekah Gray 13 years ago

hahaha

GoblinMan 9 months ago

WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING ASEXUALS. YOUR ASS NEVER HAD SEX

Lena~Chan 10 years ago

so i don't want sex anyway I don't want to make babies

Ilikefortnite 8 years ago

It doesn't necessarily mean 70 years old, and plus I'm too young for both.

Rizingr 11 years ago

I can always buy a car I like... cause the power of boners is stronger than the yearn for a car

Jimmeh719 4 years ago

That doesn't mean the car could not break

8nicolas8 11 years ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW

Dust 11 years ago

Or, you could just buy the car you want and then have sex in that car

AuraGuardianGabe 10 years ago

Didn't say 70 years so it can be 70 minutes or 70 seconds etc...

JuicyALe 11 years ago

I have a fucking BMW i8,Humvee,and Porsche Carrera GT.Who need sex?

dedoed 10 years ago

downside please?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

ugh. a sexual intercourse button

Hdawg1111 11 years ago

For humaniy's sake no

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