Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx 9 years ago

Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_9999999999999999999 6 years ago

never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst 7 years ago

i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None 9 years ago

So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White 13 years ago

At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck 3 years ago

Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD

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Harley_Gamer98 10 years ago

IM LOVING IT!

Annia12345 10 years ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe 10 years ago

yeeeesssssss

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MR_BACON 11 years ago

When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz 8 years ago

Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos 8 years ago

FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake1 9 years ago

Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes101 9 years ago

mkay

CÃ¸ltÃ¸n HÃ¸Ã¸ke 13 years ago

It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever 9 years ago

McDonald"s ceo

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MLPRDR 10 years ago

I see no downside

P0$H 11 years ago

I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor 11 years ago

Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

Julia Theim 13 years ago

The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan35 11 years ago

Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P

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Amy Johnson 13 years ago

You could be the maneger

McNizzleDizzle 10 years ago

just quit.

Detalius 8 years ago

Sorry, we don't get A*"s... I guess I would just fail then, which explains the 8 years of McDonald"s.

xXToxicJayXx 11 years ago

Start at 16

willjr08 12 years ago

Loophole: Start working at McDonald's 8 years before graduation! Therefore, you can start another job as soon as you graduate with McDonald's wage worth of cash! #CounterLogic

CanYouD0ntlolol 9 years ago

It’s called being a medical student

DragonNadia 11 years ago

I don't see a downside..........

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago

My A"s are gay A"s

asdguy00 12 years ago

You mean you will live in the US?

Chasta1n42 3 years ago

Hell yeah cheap Donald for the foreseeable future

Nerd With Lisp 11 years ago

i see no downside here

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

Il get fired from mc HA LOOP

Ebony_Pusher 5 years ago

Never said what position

nikan 11 years ago

at least i can see how ugly the clown is

cheezecake1 9 years ago

Then can go to college

jomama 11 years ago

What if you already were planning to work at McDonalds?

ForeverPieSP 8 years ago

If I'm at McDonalds for 8 years before I switch jobs, that"s both a guaranteed 8 years of life, I can't get fired for being lazy and not showing up, and I could become the CEO!

survivorspanish 11 years ago

Whats the problem

irishdragon5 11 years ago

I become CEO or some other high-ranking position. Or its a side job while working on multiple degrees (including multiple doctorates at esteemed universities). I could also hypothetically do whatever I want at said job and never get fired, alleviating a la... [Show full comment]

Winter64 10 years ago

fuck this

NickC 12 years ago

That's just all through highschool and college, so I wouldn't neeed a real job

jiriachi19 11 years ago

I'm fine with McDonalds

CurtisSharp 8 years ago

goes to vet school after high school. mcdonalds after college

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Dont go to school or work get oerfect grades and dicounts. Perfect transcrip means apply for 5 great jobs, get in dont go. Get rich.

DrDinkyWinky 5 years ago

So college, but I have good grades. Also if you have to be employed for 8 years that means no matter what you do you will always have a source of income. Imagine being able to mess around with no fear of your job security.

SammyJ1020 11 years ago

Since I'm actually smart, I already get straight A's.

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

I start working as soon as freaking possible so ideally I'll be done at like 21

Fazpark 11 years ago

Hell no.i would prefer FFC thai that F*ckin McDonalds

EpicCookiePie 10 years ago

So i'll start now with McD. Still 2 years of school left and a lot more years for studying. Hell yea, i have a job as a student.

Jazmine Bailey Stobie 13 years ago

i dont really want straight Ass in my tests

TheRealMudkip13 9 years ago

If you press this button when you"re 12 or 13 you get a legit job, which is impossible for kids today, and straight a"s for tests? Hell yeah!

NatalHail8 11 years ago

Downside is?

caden wayne 10 years ago

doesnt say i have to work at the restruant part of the buissness i could be in the office or comercail stuff or even the ceo`s asistant logic wins again

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