Will You Press The Button?

tableguy8 days ago

oh no i died. well i guess im gonna make a cure for it

daabat59 years ago

But I have the cure

rinacerous9974 years ago

They respawn

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lavabob20008 years ago

doesnt say when i die, so i could just die at like 100 years old

User99999 years ago

No down side.

Nosaj9 years ago

What how

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

For all of you who think that you can't die from curable diseases, it takes time to diagnose diseases and some diseases can kill you in the long term, even whn they"re eradicated. Remember: a cure isn't the same thing as a vaccine. It does not make you immune.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

>all the greats die someday >never said when >yeah the disease is called being to perfect

Bashkash9 years ago

Me see you bosblaster friend I killed it

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Ethbot9 years ago

wake me up.... WAKE ME UP INSIDE!! cant wake up HEEELP MEEE! also im already dead inside

April Sakuras9 years ago

then the disease i would have is to die when my 1 true love dies, i'd never be sad!

Nick Jaworski12 years ago

overpopulation would kill way more people than any of those diseases

Brody Dolezal12 years ago

If you can cure every disease, you can cure the one that you catch.

efhwkhfjebfhjwjf9 years ago

but cant i just cure myself?

I Am A Chickeny Chicken9 years ago

Me have ee desees. Me have derpslexia.

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TheDoomcard107 years ago

Ironic. You can save others, but not yourself.

winkout8 years ago

this implies i have the opportunity to cure all the diseases AFTER i died from one, so there is no downside

admiralbolt7 years ago

death is a disease

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

But then we would face over population. No!!!

Aidanisgreat9 years ago

Cure it

kaakaopapu3 years ago

i dont see the problem here

Legoboyrules8 years ago

What if you give youraelf the cure before the button

THOTBEGONER7 years ago

Didn't say WHEN you'll die

ParadoxRaper9 years ago

if i died i couldn't press the button because it is in past tense

FlameBlaze9 years ago

They keyword is "died". Are we immortal or what?

Acidgecko7 years ago

I’ll find a cure to death so if you drink it you’ll never die

ngceonabr9 months ago

so of I don't cure anybody, I won't die

RodrigoRodrigoRodrigo7 years ago

But if i die how can i cure people...?

Hot97Radio9 years ago

It doesn't matter because I'm helping people live their lives

TenzoG8 years ago

How can i die if I already have the cure?

TheStrangeGamerGirl9 years ago

Wait if you cure every disease how do you die from one?....

sebastian_membrey5 years ago

well thats fine

MarksMan8889 years ago

wait, so doesnt that mean im dead already, it said 'you died' so im dead, therefor, i cant make this comment cant be made,

Bossman227 years ago

How?

Foxyheartfull8 years ago

Jamenneel mabey ypu got the cure on your death bed but by then its too late for you. Ha! eat that!

SilverPhoenix_Virtual7 years ago

just cure yourself when you get it

unholygod9 years ago

put all my knoweledge on a flash drive then have the flash drive implented in my body die from te disea while surgerie

Taylorgamebuild2 years ago

I die a hero with irony

MilaToner8 years ago

One person or millions? I know what I would choose

CRUELALCHEMIST796 years ago

Be worth it to stop Cancer

recycabletrash8 years ago

ebola???

Jummy8 years ago

"Died" is past tense so who knows what paradoxes this could cause, so nope!

llogan.endo9 years ago

"You died from one", meaning that im already dead

Venoxotron9 years ago

ILUMINATI

sbe17 years ago

I drink cure Problem Solved

jacktjong7 years ago

This is just a suicide button. As soon as you press it, you die and can't cure a thing.

Markeiden39 years ago

Lol such wow such hard choice

RivenMain8 years ago

I swear that 35% selfish bastards lol I'm not usually one to judge but holy shiet.

SinonMercer7 years ago

Or maybe we realise that overpopulation is a bad thing.

IanGaming9 years ago

This is one of the more poorly written ones.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

No not our huge population control factor

theilluminatipotato9 years ago

I cured the disease I'm a hero so what I have died

WolfieKings7 years ago

That doesn't make sense if I cured every disease I would have a cure for myself to use

IAlwaysPressTheButton9 years ago

If I'm only dying from one do I get to choose?

Therealredguy7 years ago

The greater good

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

i already have the cure,the pretty cure.

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