You can grow or shrink just by thinking
but
you have to be wearing an eyepatch at all times
I will not

l0RD dratcuF 11 years ago
PIRATE ANT-MAN AWAYYYYYY

SAVVY_BOY 8 years ago
RIP Stan Lee :(
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MNITIMMY 10 years ago
I used to use two eyes, but I took a button to the finger.

weick 5 years ago
yessss
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Lapis Lazuli 11 years ago
ANT MAN AND FURY FUSION HOLY FUCK

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
HI LAPIS
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xX_DarkSoul_Xx 11 years ago
Didnt say where it had to be worn

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
I am not hanging an eyepatch over my penis
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iamethantoo2 11 years ago
CAN I WEAR TWO AND TWO PEG LEGS AND STEAR THE SHIP AND BE LOOK OUT PLZ PLZ PLZ

workingcupid549 9 years ago
lol
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Mehdi Khairalla 13 years ago
Where's the downside?

LustDemon 8 years ago
*puts up a poster for a missing downside* HAS SOMEONE SEEN THE DOWNSIDE THE QUESTION IS MISSING A DOWNSIDE
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evilman987 11 years ago
I think only the eyepatch shrinks or grows with you, so except for the eyepatch when this ability is used you become basically naked

Puro 5 years ago
Naked Pirate Ant Man? Eh, I"d still press it.
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Tinmanmemes 7 years ago
Penis enlargement?

MLG-POTATO 8 years ago
Woo hoo bitch i am a new superhero

AidenStang 9 years ago
Lol some people think eye patches are cool so for them it’s a win-win😂

lifehacker420 9 years ago
I shall wear it on my pinky and name it Dan.

Derpyjeje 9 years ago
Eye patches are cool

LeoB_22_11 9 years ago
Bad ass eye patch!!!!!

Boringsaxophone 9 years ago
THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE

AieslwZ 9 years ago
I'll just wear the eyepatch on my arm

TomaYT 9 years ago
ummm... where is the downside you can take the eyepatch off

M4thDJ 9 years ago
"At all times"

MahBoi 9 years ago
YAR HAR FIDDLY DEE

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
BEIN" A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!

Dilan 11 years ago
Call me eyepatch. (TG)

mikuchanhatsune 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

Robson Padilha Müller 13 years ago
The top of awesomeness.

Pamka 8 years ago
Being evil morty is cool

Ftank247 11 years ago
Sounds like an original comic idea why not

KodaKada27 9 years ago
Doesn't say you lose an eye

NOAH KOREGEMA 11 years ago
Best shit ever

WantedLimited 10 years ago
Just take the eyepatch off what will happen if you take it off.

christinelovespie 11 years ago
IT'LL BE BADASS I'LL BE JUST LIKE KANEKI OMG THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE

bopperdopperwerewolf 10 years ago
No this is how it works eyepatch = all the pussy

My name is Tom 11 years ago
Didn't even think.

ErmJaxon 2 years ago
why?

europeanonion 10 years ago
I'm a small pirate. No, I'm a tall pirate. No, I'm a small pirate again!

iLoveThisSite 12 years ago
it doesn't say where you have to wear it or how big :D

NICEBOY123 9 years ago
Hay I like to be a pirate

REGEN 11 years ago
You are a pirate,ya har fiddly dee what it is like to be a pirate so free ya har fiddly dee you are a pirate.

Vernaculacid 5 years ago
#eyepatchesarecool

Snivy4902 11 years ago
Eh.No down side,really.

Isobel Vida Carrington 13 years ago
A bedazzled eyepatch is now on my shopping list

Jacsterman_84 9 years ago
I"d be main protagonist kun up this bitch

sanic the sonic 11 years ago
Eyepatch + sanic = fabulous

BlastezSeedot 10 years ago
Arrrgh!

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Deadcool1313 11 years ago
Downside anyone? No. Well you look like a badass and get to shrink and grow... nothing bad

Assassin Squid 10 years ago
eyepatches are awesome!

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
I like my depth perception too much.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
It"s not that bad.

TheKingKong 11 years ago
I possess the septiceye! Jack here I come!

Nightcorekatniss 10 years ago
Lol I said I wouldn't, then after I did I decided I should have pressed I would, I may be a girl, but having an eye patch would be awesome

Chibulz 12 years ago
no downside huehehuehuehuauiw3poik;weiopwerpoirwp0ow[opwer[p0o4ew

Lzke 8 years ago
*looking for marvel references*

Mackenzie 11 years ago
Eyepatches look awesome! Especially if you shrink/grow yourself!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
FOXY COSPLAY!!!! :D *dresses up as Foxy*
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