Will You Press The Button?

SavageQueen7 years ago

**Teleports with everyone i hate on top of a airplane** ((Drops them)) *teleports down to a music stage* <<Has no pants>>

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp8 years ago

It says "random" right? So that means it can also be your annoying little sister.

Chiara Searle12 years ago

Sure, I just wouldn't use it unless I needed to escape death or something.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Worth it

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ketchupybirbs7 years ago

splinching.

pandabear59 years ago

this makes no sense at all to me. maybe I should sleep at night instead of class lol

vboss online9 years ago

its just a chance whats the precent?

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

No, you are wrong my dear Gaybar. It is "change" not "chance"

Lxhualk9 years ago

It say "when you land" and "unlimited teleportation power", so i can teleport everything to me, not teleport i to somewhere

Nameless9 years ago

Take a backbag filled with things with you. Problem solved.

Zachary Kelly12 years ago

Unlimited, except for the limit.

Camille Vo12 years ago

*Teleports with a bag of marbles*

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

*Teleports with bucket of sand*

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Kurtis Blanc12 years ago

"unlimited"

Cami Rae Daly12 years ago

I don't arms or legs! they are useless to me! hahaha

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

How will you masturbate or write hate comments without arms?

Bryan Dudley12 years ago

i dont want to miss any of my bits hellna

Dilly Mac9 years ago

*teleport when I need to shot REALLY badly*

Lidia Cascione12 years ago

I'd get lessons of Smaterialization.

Panifex7 years ago

How big of a chance? If it"s more than 2% then no

Crazy_Daizzy8 years ago

I will NOT take that chance

ultraviolet9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FattyTheFat9 years ago

It says change not chance so UNLIMITED TELEPORTS!

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Like, but, who actually said yes to this?

Terraform Trent10 years ago

I can but I won't. Nothing says I have to. ScarletViper, you're the mentally challenged one here.

MaybeAMop7 years ago

Who need limbs when you can teleport everywhere....loosing my phone would suck though

Dilan9 years ago

How many teleportation powers does it give?

Matwaty8 years ago

No downside very bad grammar

Katgoesmeow3429 years ago

My soul is always missing

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

NOOOOOOO! NOT MY PHONE!!!!!!!!

pasty9 years ago

i love my phone too much jacksepticeye = life

joy7845 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

CheeseNigs9 years ago

There's a change?? Grammatically incorrect automatically indicates that the downside in now unavailabe.

Kazuto kirigiah 10 years ago

MafiaLeader you are not fooling anyone *does exactaly as said*

moldypotato13379 years ago

Lol typo

Burasta11 years ago

If I carried a backpack full of thousands of tiny objects, could I decrease the chances of the random object being important?

Byarne7 years ago

what if it is your heart

ultraviolet9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Ana_bradley9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

poopingpete9 years ago

my chances are endlessly bad, ALWAYS, no doubt

WX500005 months ago

Just carry a ton of tiny marbles, making the chance that you lose something important close to 0

CheeseManHacker10 years ago

Burasta is right but fuck it I ain't risking my ohone

Webofshadows7 years ago

I'm going to need a percentage on those chances

kinnari9 years ago

Ye kya hai..plz Hindi me smjavo

BIG-DONG8 years ago

FUCK No I"d Like To Keep Both My Testicles Thank You

saantalantis9 years ago

Land from what your teleporting not falling

SoulPancake9 years ago

a chance. a 0% chance. still a chance c:

Ignis0014 years ago

take it but use it only if i have to

jagman0079 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Deth2529 years ago

Just hope my brain or heart isn't missing when I reapear

BadSirChaos9 years ago

I don't want to wake up without balls or find out that I'm missing a finger (it sais limbs, not organs, stupid comments)

Cobalt1911 years ago

Only use it if i'm going to die. Like on a sinking ship or falling plane.

ultraviolet9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

beaverlass9 years ago

make sure to carry thousands of items with you to decrease the chance of limb loss

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