You will never feel depressed or anxious again
but
you will lose two random fingers
I will not

Boeing 747 11 years ago
but planes dont have fingers

Xuanzihuang last year
But the plane will not be depressed or anxious.
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Maharid 3 years ago
Whit my luck i will lose the index and middle o right arm.

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago
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supahdude3 11 years ago
If it isn't my middle fingers then I don't care

Trump no makeup 11 years ago
Thumdia your profile pic gives me life
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PHANastasia 10 years ago
Man, I would give all my bloody fingers to just not feel this way anymore :')

nomad 10 years ago
I need my fingers but I get anxious AND depressed God damn it

bily bob 10 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
I never realized there was a religion dedicated to Bill Cipher. Thanks, I hate the mere concept of it.

Cecilia Sanchez 13 years ago
what if those two fingers are the cause of the depression and or anxiety?

buttonpresser5678 11 years ago
if i lose my middle finger there will be noone i would want to use it on

beep 10 years ago
i feel like the only people who didnt press have never had depression and/or anxiety... they suck! goodbye left hand pinkie and ring finger!

Pyrodes 9 years ago
I dont actaly know why i cant get depression or anxiety. Im lucky i guess

KingCobra42 8 years ago
Buy some chicken fingers, you'll have a lesser chance of losing some of your actual fingers

ElloThereNormies 9 years ago
Just dont cut off my middle fingers

razzer_120 9 years ago
Just don't be the middle fingers

KapuzinoAsasino 9 years ago
What???

miwa 9 years ago
Hm. Becoming depressed is seen as something up to interpretation. You may become sad, depressed, by the loss of the fingers, ordinarily. However, the upside might cancel even that: its downside

AnthonyBrann 9 years ago
as long as its not my middle fingers

thealphabetaomega 9 years ago
My middle finger is reserved for my girl, and my girl only...

AssHar 10 years ago
I already don't feel depression or anxiety thank you very much.

Tricky 9 years ago
For now

Zach Wu 13 years ago
The power of prosthetics :\

Departmentof Transportation 13 years ago
If I'm depressed or anxious it means they obviously weren't import fingers anyways.

Jack Staniforth 13 years ago
it does depend on the fingers

Jenny Golder 13 years ago
I dunno about you but I like my fingers thank you very much.

Reuben PoPo Malone 13 years ago
dat random tho. if it were both pinkies i dont care but i cant have it interfearing with my gameing

vampireslayer197 10 years ago
What happens if u lose all of ur fingers

jihugzftdr 11 years ago
if they just disappear im in

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Get 20 chicken fingers so it"s a low chance of it being your own fingers.

Ma'zago 12 years ago
Nuuu I can't I'm an artist D:

CosmicTater last year
Bro get mechanical fingers😭🥀

DestinySong 11 years ago
*SLAMS FIST ON BUTTON 9000 TIMES*

Sherwyn Santos 13 years ago
thumbs aren't fingers. what about the two for the pink and 1 for the stink though?

handsupdontshoot 10 years ago
Do they apply to both hands or one? If they apply to one, who tf cares I have another hand, if they apply to both, who tf cares, there's a 1/10 chance it will affect your life because your thumb is basically the most important finger on your hand

8nicolas8 11 years ago
I have 13 fingers anyway

AsuraShun 7 years ago
Just buy fish fingers and pick 2 at random to lose by eating

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Stefdza 11 years ago
Fuck fingers, i don t want depresaion :D

666Desprate4Username 9 years ago
Can't risk losing my middle fingers

TheHero 12 years ago
There is a chance to lose my two middle fingers so no.

SneezingIdiot 10 years ago
Prosthetic fingers~ blah Depends on how you lose the fingers though

Benjieboy 9 years ago
DUAL HIDDEN BLADES

James Earley 13 years ago
so, it's impossible to feel depressed or anxious about the loss of two fingers? ok, deal.

LeoGeckoMarty 10 years ago
Prosthetics FTW!

TheFifthWill 11 years ago
No thank you. I'm regularly quite depressed, but I don't want to stop doing my dear hobbies.

LordZara 10 years ago
Prostethics man.

DO-CTOR 5 years ago
I need my fingers to make art, which is literally the only reason I haven't fell into a deeper depression than I'm already in.

MyNameIsfuffy 11 years ago
lol its like you loose your two pinkies

Velvetgirlsong 9 years ago
My life is solved

Bossman22 8 years ago
It best be my left hand

BlueLove1337 11 years ago
As long as it's not both of my middle ones I'm fine.

Epicplayer01 11 years ago
I need my fingers for gaming

Lil Ugly Mane 12 years ago
My depression and anxiety are way more crippling to me than the loss of two fingers could ever be. Easy choice.

Roogansan 10 years ago
I hit that button as soon as it said lose depression and anxiety fuck the downside

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
I...I like my fingers.
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