Will You Press The Button?

Sikooo3 months ago

i want to improve my english level

Bleach_FTW8 years ago

They will TRY to kill you, meaning they didn't succeed.

Linedot9 months ago

Yeah this one really doesn’t specify

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SovietSpy45 years ago

The person that tries to kill is probably going to be the one who saw how I got the money

Vixa7 years ago

Everyone who pressed no is American lol

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Thats not true

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago

I HAVE TWO SHOTGUNS BRING IT BITCHES

SonicCoolRhys7 years ago

OH YEAH!

TheodoreMiller8 years ago

How about $1,000,000 and someone tries to pinch me once a week?

Dinopack118 years ago

Buy a fucking gun problem solved

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Exaxtly.

BeardBoulevard9 years ago

That sounds fun, actually.

SonicCoolRhys7 years ago

WTF

David Octogonopus12 years ago

You wrote "$100.000.000," meaning either $100 or a syntax error on a calculator.

begas7984 years ago

this made me laugh

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jancastro8 years ago

not worth 100 bucks

roflcopters8 years ago

buy a titanium house with maximum security and windows that move up and down with motors PROBLEM SOLVED (but then tons of people will team up) then get lasers installed. thx me. no problem. why am i talking to myself. i think i have 0% sanity now.

roflcopters8 years ago

HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT KIND OF METAL? LIKE IRON

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dankmemes1018 years ago

THEY CAN TRY

Mercifulsavage8 years ago

TRY never says they succeed

Fatel7778 years ago

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Fatel7778 years ago

Ok that dilama was stupid 100.000.000 is only 100 the decimal points dont change it a thinv

SentientSnowlump8 years ago

European thing, you wouldn't understand.

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Sniperboi8 years ago

yyou get $100 not 100,000,000 dollars DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH SYNTAX error

emsie118 years ago

I already got more than $100

old-basment-taco8 years ago

pay for protection

Jacob-Daniel Trotter12 years ago

Fashionable, millionaire life style, occasional public showdown with assassin to maintain street cred. Acceptable.

CollinCarter8 years ago

Thank you, Eri

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Zachary Romano12 years ago

"Hey there, how about I just give you this 10 grand and you leave me alone?"

coolgeb555man9 years ago

or maybe use the money to hire bodyguards

Tyler Barr12 years ago

hire a private army and have a secure perimeter around you at all times

__Eagle__8 years ago

A guy in your army can be the killer

James Kangethe12 years ago

BRING IT. FUCKING. OOONN!

Migdin18 years ago

Most european countries use . Instead of , so it is 100 000 000 $

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Jacob Kowanetz12 years ago

I may spend some of my money hiring some people to kill the people who try to kill me every week

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

cant kill my swag

Spenser McManamy12 years ago

thats $100 000 cents, and 000 of a cent

KagamineLen999 years ago

Europe, a new world of dots between zeros.

LoneJT3 years ago

I’m assuming that this is till the money is all spent

dlogan_519 years ago

thats when i send chuck noris on there ass

Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago

Hire a bodyguard. Or ten.

Just_a_male7 years ago

Spend £1,000,000 of the money on security

blong19 years ago

for thease money i'll have FBI to watch after my ass

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Just call the police

pillockcomplex10 years ago

I've already pushed a button that would make me imortal, but I would be in jail. Now I can post bail.

lirosh9 years ago

no... just no

lh00009 years ago

every week at a random date......... thats contradtictary you can't have it weekly if its on a random date if its weakly its not random

MayaPapaya10 years ago

Key word: try

elchavocquecomechetosidanones4 years ago

quien dice miedo habiendo escopetas?

JHawk6029 years ago

Since you would know this you would buy the highest security then bam no death for you

Damian Perez12 years ago

Wait, I can just make a security area...

I LOOK AT U9 years ago

Buy security

maribakumon11 years ago

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laneymartin7 years ago

Everyone is always trying to kill me anyways. They hate my jokes

patrikcath9 years ago

If I didn't know that somebody would like to kill me, Y not

the_reggae_ska_teen_8 years ago

Well, guess I will be James Bond from now on. *presses button*

Masteridiot2.09 years ago

*Buys security drone*

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Well if they are bad assasins and try to kill you wiht telepatic powers... but if i dont know it i would have feeling: next week they will land the shot

MexicanBatman9 years ago

If it's every week than its not really that random is it.

Scrappy8 years ago

that is where the fun is! Avoiding death each week!

Kazuma9 years ago

Guns. I'd have lots.

pizzapasta22412 months ago

pay some guy $10,000 each week to stop the guy who tries to kill me

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