Will You Press The Button?

Migdin1 10 years ago

CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago

"Quite exquisite. Crying my pantaloons in this very moment." Probably someone.

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Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

Fall Out 4 here I come!

Loophole man 10 years ago

You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

Cam Will 11 years ago

Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser 11 years ago

I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

High on Potassium 10 years ago

Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ... [Show full comment]

dariushine 9 years ago

And then you die too

Jake Dunning 13 years ago

Cancer powers, activate!

Prism 9 years ago

Fuck you I thought it was funny

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Seapony 9 years ago

Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation.... [Show full comment]

sambi 11 years ago

Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

You don't have to use it

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KingFruit 10 years ago

Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth 11 years ago

I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL 11 years ago

That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty03 9 years ago

Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING 9 years ago

To Me Or Everyone Else?

Herogaia 10 years ago

so we can use it at will time to take over the world

Adrian Jutronich 13 years ago

So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera 5 years ago

Dont forget that you can melt yourself

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John Herbert 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have... [Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer5678 9 years ago

What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?

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WhiteTone 11 years ago

see the panties

JustTheOne14 12 years ago

That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Jin Wei Iam'me 13 years ago

Do I get affected??

Rye_bread 8 years ago

Yes

David Ayerst 13 years ago

Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera 5 years ago

A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

Tom Bick 11 years ago

2 superpowers in one- you emit, not absorb

dahmanner 11 years ago

THAT

kwek 5 years ago

I mean if you can activate it on command what"s the downside

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

In case you can't see the downside,you basically give everyone cancer.

radioactiveman 11 years ago

You can give your enemy cancer by looking at him

Allwarden47 12 years ago

downside?

dab 11 years ago

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Kittenlover101 10 years ago

Second x-ray vision button in a row :-:

Prophuntguy 4 years ago

I mean that’s what X-“Rays” are. Literally just radiation.

lolzoo 10 years ago

i would see dicks and boobs so no

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

Roblox player.

LPSWolfen2174 11 years ago

X-ray is useless to me.

SpiralKipz 10 years ago

No thanks eye cancer. If it didn't affect me though...

Ivatra 11 years ago

free power it just has a liit and I don't have to use it just sayin this is kinda dumb

Thegamerboi 7 years ago

That"s bad cancer kills people a million deaths happens a year

Justin Bedwany 13 years ago

that's... kind of... literally... the entire point...

Cashmh 9 years ago

My last question I pressed was to cure cancer sooooo *presses button*

charavsfrisk 11 years ago

OK so Pokémon sun and moon early a hell yup

Alexb123 11 years ago

So you would create super mutants from fallout and they don't like humans, not to mention there are over 7 billion of them

kemiaow 11 months ago

辐射4

dahmanner 11 years ago

FUCK

I_dont_know_man 5 years ago

Em nenhum momento diz que é uma radiação letal então ta de boa

why are you reading this you are wasting your time 10 years ago

i'll use it for the military :v

GlutNy 9 years ago

Fallout 5... HERE I COME

99cake 10 years ago

All electomagnetic rays are radiation. So I emit alot of light.

ICantThinkOfName 12 years ago

Hell yeah. I'd just mutate and gain some other awesome power. At least, that's what Nuclear Throne has taught me.

a bananafaced turtle 11 years ago

i die whenever i use my power, great!

Paladin159 9 years ago

Both enhanced optics, AND a weapon! Cool! The only downside is that you can't see your crush"s underwear thou....

thebutton_ 4 years ago

i think not

PhillionDanasaur 10 years ago

I don't have any interest in x-Ray vision

Lucio369 11 years ago

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