You get $1 million each year for the rest of your life.
but
Random jumpscares will appear in your mind, accompanied by sound aswell.
I will not

BeingAwesom 11 years ago
Then you see a wallet without money in it jump scaring you...

DoubleJ 6 years ago
LOL

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago
I'll use some money to get pills or something for the jumpscares

awedar 2 years ago
i would buy a handgun to jumpscare you with bullets
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qwertylion 10 years ago
GET HIM OUT... OF... MY FUCKING... HEAD! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Mustachio125 10 years ago
Get a surgeon to do brain surgery to remove fear all together.

Naweichu 9 months ago
고치지 못하면 죽을 거야
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imsoedgy 11 years ago
It's called anxiety disorders!

awedar 2 years ago
im in your head

Iluminaticonfirmed 10 years ago
So its basically fnaf but on steroids(about money)

Migdin1 10 years ago
Youre life is fnaf, but only scary, and you get well paid

johncenarko 11 years ago
I am prepared I play and watch fnaf

awedar 2 years ago
@IHatedTrained well too bad your opinion comes from the fact you were dropped as a child and brought up eating shit because fnaf was invented for fucking dipshits like you who need constant stimulation to live as you are a disabled little cunt who needs to be put down like that dog in your pfp
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Stefan Salomonsen 13 years ago
Ahh... i just saw my mom naked... this was not worth it :'(

Wscope 4 years ago
I meeeeeeean let me see
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KawaiiTree7 10 years ago
I actually have random jumpscares in my mind when I a trying to fall asleep. So this is no different. Exept for the $1,000,000

Yolo420 10 years ago
Were not all American, we don't all use dollars

Blazingfury05 8 years ago
Well it would be your country"s equivalent
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George Charles 13 years ago
If that Shit happens while driving you are screwed

TopMyTophat 9 years ago
Your a millionaire... hire a fucking limo...
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AnonymousGuy 11 years ago
Doesn't say how often the jumpscares appear.

firepelt 10 years ago
heh i see jump sacres allready

ButtonMasher123 10 years ago
Already happens... HELP ME.

gokuyay 10 years ago
You ould become immune to jumpscares so win win for me lel

Bluebellerin 10 years ago
hmm....worth it if they're far between...

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
I can get used to them.

Jaasjaas 9 years ago
U dont if they are random every way its impossible
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Cole Tanaka 13 years ago
jumpscares dont scare me, it will only startle me

flash-gnash 8 years ago
You realise this is the entire point of jump scares right?
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Dillon Michael Thanasides 13 years ago
I've played too much of scary games and read too much creepy pasta to be scared of mostly anything.

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Can I pick which ones do the jumpscares cuz if so then I pick sadako, momo, Bonnie and giant alex

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
Jumpscares and sounds? I"ve been through worse. *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS INTENSIFIES*

herpaderp64 10 years ago
Already my life, plus money yay hallucinations are fun

MikeVg 9 years ago
Fricking agor.io

lh0000 10 years ago
*walks into a room* *randomly get jumpscared by a pie with rick astley as the loud sound*

Supra 7 years ago
Depend of the rate of screemer per years, and aswell, to much fear kill the fear.

Drain 9 years ago
I already watch too many jump scares do I'm fine

some_dudeXD 2 years ago
Feddy fazbear

Blue diamond 10 years ago
Lol that's hilarious 😆😆

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Monika...why are OH MY GOD

ChaoticDragon4771 10 years ago
I actually like jumpscares haha

Turetheee 9 years ago
Jump scares ummm my sis is a jump scare

Bryant Lee 10 years ago
I hate jumpscares

Javongod 4 years ago
I never got scared so this is good for me

SinglePringle 10 years ago
like what if this happens while you are with your love...?

somebODYONCTOLDME 8 years ago
How many

ERr0r_1 9 years ago
Dosen't say how long the jumpscares would last so?

AlexBrown 9 years ago
AAHHHHHHH! I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED BY A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT SOMEONE KILL ME

AlexBrown 9 years ago
Seriously.

Heetrugger 10 years ago
It already happens so I'm taking it

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago
Not bad if u play fnaf

BenTino 4 years ago
id get used to seing fucked shit then i just have free monis (outsmarting the sytem agine)

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
They will appear in my mind once a century.

Leafcrafter 6 years ago
Boo

SanicTheHedgehog 9 years ago
So, PTSD?

ArcticSnowPup 9 years ago
Lma yeah

DarekfanAT 10 years ago
u can get used to them

VOIDEX_PICKLE 9 years ago
Screw the junp scares im rich

meatloave last year
Jump scares quickly lose potency when exposed to them repeatedly , that's why survival Horror games aren't using them as frequently and some ,really good ones,don't use them at all.

iluvnature 10 years ago
Worth it

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
Person: boo! Me: *stone face* person: dude you’re like a statue

bobert456 10 years ago
They never said it was good jumpscares

VexaGrimwoe 9 years ago
I'm always ready for jumpscares. As long as I pay attention I'll be fine.
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