Shit in my private outhouse with golden seats and air conditioning with free wifi and my shits can be given away as fertilizer
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camping gunner11 years ago
use youre neighbors toilet
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SuperSushiFighter 11 years ago
A toliet that unclogs itself!
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JHP199810 years ago
Luigi voice: Mario, help me
ScottishCookie4 years ago
FUCK YEAH
LMAO
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CMHammond8 years ago
The house of my dreams includes toilets that have automatic clog-stopping technology in. So what if they get clogged and immediately fixed each time automatically?
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Not to mention the benefits of a vague "house of your dreams" that could include a machine that grants you infinite wishes.
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--hi11 years ago
Just fix the plumbing, I guess, haha. Doesn't have to stay that way...
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ArtMinerCZ5 years ago
I'll have toilet that unclogs itself
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Joseph Putnam Sherrod13 years ago
The house of my dreams won,t have toilets that get clogged
Ill get a house that comes with a SUPER-POWERED PLUNGER
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You mama 11 years ago
buy an outhouse stupids
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EeeKay10 years ago
My house of dreams will have butlers, so I won't need to care for any of that crap.
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Shadesmar9 years ago
guess i build a garden toilet house
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isaidmeh12 years ago
I WILL SHIT IN THE STREATS
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Zel Miner10 years ago
There's a fix to that problem and it's called and it's called a plunger!
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a teleporter that transports you to worlds fanciest bathroom
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olvvvvlo11 years ago
Wow, I guess the forest would smell really bad after that.
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Sanstheske1eton9 years ago
I'll have self-uncloggging toilets
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Tapenguin10 years ago
If it's the house of ur dreams then wouldn't u have staff for things like clogged toilets
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jshaw718 years ago
If the tiolets get clogged it wouldn't be the house of my dreams would it?
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Roblox11 years ago
I can just us a other toilet XD
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pwninggrenades10 years ago
Go to my neighbours house
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Christian Sanders13 years ago
replace all the toilets
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Ero_Claw9 years ago
i want the biggest villa possible with a statue of me in the garden a pool a private beach and a extra gift girlfriend xD
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Coolcon10 years ago
My house will make 20 bathrooms each with a toilet and a 24/7 maid to unclog it
OHHHHHH YESSSS
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PIZZABOOM2 years ago
you actually can have servant that cleans the toilet every times you use it
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URL11 years ago
Put the toilet outside of the house, problem solved!
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Sydnoo10 years ago
Who uses toilets anyway? That's what showers are for
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derekchauvin6969695 years ago
no downsides
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BobKabob11 years ago
ill just poop in the well
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DestinyButton9 years ago
*vomits In toilet* "oh shit"
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MuttonBasher12 years ago
Just use the sink.
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Venyos8 years ago
i like my current house, thanks.
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XxzardxX11 years ago
My toilet gets clogged every time I use it
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throwaway10 years ago
Have outhouses. Can't get clogged.
CollinCarter9 years ago
They'll rrrrrplllssshhhhuug.
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Maggie12 years ago
Loophole: get one of those toilets that turns your shit and piss into compost.
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NotYourWaffle10 years ago
Sure. Ill poop in a plastic bag for all i care.
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infinitewishes10 years ago
The house of my dreams will have machines that can unclog a toilet by itself after every use.
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