33981 (38%) 56328 (62%)
33981 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 56328 (62%) did not.
Can eat and drink as much as they want without getting fat, no strokes, diseases, etc
but
Cannot urinate or release bowels
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MoodyDragon168 years ago
But who are 'they'?

DL7 years ago
That"s the question
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pink_hearts4569 years ago
How would I masterbate?

flzzzzy4 years ago
it only said urinate, not... well...
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VolleyballGirl9 years ago
You would die because it would be too much for your bladder to hold

Prince_Vegeta7 years ago
Very hard choice

JoeyPoff7 years ago
You just die

Earthdoesgamimg8 years ago
Ill do what steven w. Howkings do. (What does he do actually?)

mikemocals7 years ago
He lets it slide on its own.

Courtney Rose Sampson12 years ago
You would implode

RemixQueen4 years ago
🤣🤣🤣
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Manza1239 years ago
Apparently 44% of people want to die

Mammon9 years ago
56% fam

Willy Oh12 years ago
probably die in agony from all the acidic piss burning your internal organs

Stroman7 years ago
@Giraffegirl1 that"s exactly what it said
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Dugongofdarkness7 years ago
So I"d just fucking die!?

IHateFeminism9 years ago
So I'll look like I'm 9 months pregnant before I explode in a fountain of shit? No thanks.

Yepter9 years ago
No pee= Ubilin infection= death No poo= bactereal infection= death Question is really die or nah

ryanawe1239 years ago
Looking through the comments, apparently no one knows what a stoma bag is?

derpaholic9 years ago
ummm im pretty sure you would die

BolokaytheChineseHamster8 years ago
Wouldn't I die?

I meant to do that11 years ago
Just give your self diarrhoea

I am you9 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrn

Manza1239 years ago
Again q to hell

finnkid19 years ago
FUCK YOU I'M GONNA EXPLODE

CityNights9 years ago
They = Somebody else

RemixQueen4 years ago
But then why?

wassim9 years ago
I am only 55 kg since iwas 13 for 7 years now i eat normaly and i don't get fat (it is hard to get fat for) so useless button for me

sofa7 years ago
they=god and satan

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
death

kfgirl10010 years ago
welcome to badcramps.com

KappaBoi8 years ago
SO I CAN DRINK BLEACH NOW?

Sansyboy0989 years ago
It said nothing would happen

TheCreeper8 years ago
well, i will feel the poop in me ? if yes then fuck that

Nocha9 years ago
Yay! I get to implode!

jinbop fan9 years ago
Wow just wow

Bootlegsilver3 years ago
EXPLOSION

Alex Mayes12 years ago
i meant to not press it...

kat d.9 years ago
Can't you just puke it up?

Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone6 years ago
Who is they

lh00009 years ago
well normally i'd say you would die from this BUUUUT the upside does say that you get no negative health problems from this, so i guess food just converts directly into energy?

Ruitan7 years ago
Can eat and drink as much as THEY want without getting fat, no strokes, diseases, etc

martinn20019 years ago
i already am number one but at number 2 you will die in a day

Chemicalawesome3149 years ago
No out blows=no inbarising your self in front of your cruches or friends ect.

TheOriginalBob10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TheTyde8 years ago
So would i have to go to the doctor to get my shit and piss out?

Kamek714 years ago
I don't wanna be a human bomb

Datwolfgal9 years ago
Pataljoe TMI

mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago
bad english

TellYouAllAboutIt9 years ago
*Eating pizzas all day* , * wants to urinate*, after a few days... *BOOOM SUCKA!*

Foxpaw10757 years ago
Would you not need to urinate? That sounds pretty dang awesome

lovey82610 years ago
ur bladder would explode and u would die

NarutoRamen8 years ago
Wouldn't you just get fat from all that poo... I mean seriously it would build up. But you would most likely die anyways from some type of bladder disease... Shhhh

jinbop fan9 years ago
It dosent say I cant get surgery for that problem

MC28 years ago
Taking a crap is the best part of my day

Unicorn58269 years ago
You'll explode!!!!!! Like a cheese burger

aj_is_cool2 years ago
I am Edgew

AnnomaLee9 years ago
Good luck waiting in line for your food somewhere, when you haven't been peeing for years.
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