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You will sound like Max Payne, and can think of metaphors on a whim.
but
You have to have a dumb smirk on your face with your eyes squinted as far as you can permanently.
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MLGeater 11 years ago
im asian

asheropmanop 2 years ago
same i am chinese
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TheGuyWithaCookie 11 years ago
plastic surgery bam problem solved

Fastah 10 years ago
Lol so true

miggip29 9 years ago
is it dumb that i dont know who max payne is?

meatloave 5 months ago
no , but if youre a fps gamer you would be happy to find out.
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LordofLogic 10 years ago
So i become Vin Diesel with max paynes voice.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
I see what you did there.

Jack david 11 years ago
The explosion in my apartment had started a fire. The flames couldn't burn away my past. They only made the shadows behind me leap higher

AssassinBoi 9 years ago
I'm Asian, if I squinted I would close my eyes, -_-

Nathan Ho 13 years ago
because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Slyde 11 years ago
This is my life

MemeKing640 9 years ago
my only downside is the eyes i already have a dumb smirk on and i love it

Bonnie The Bunny 11 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK DUMB!!

Undertale4me 10 years ago
I'm Asain. This is racist for the squinting crap.

MysticShadow7102 10 years ago
I think i will pass...

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
This would be so good for English class.

AssHar 9 years ago
Damn it! The Asians get a bail out of jail free card for this one!

wisecrack3 10 years ago
This button is more fake than a... hold on a sec

nperson1 11 years ago
So Brock?

Search_Darth_Samsz_On_Youtube 11 years ago
my girlfriend would hate that.

Dellard 10 years ago
I don't want to be max Jap

DragonPlayzYT 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Night Cat 11 years ago
So basically keep my current face. Okay.

Rudolf_Schenker 11 years ago
As long as my life won't get as fucked up as Max's, I'm game.

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Why did I read the downside and think, "Koro Sensei? Is that you?"

ApocalypseGaming 10 years ago
HELL YEAH, DUMB SMIRKS ARE COOL!

#SPOOKY! 11 years ago
Oh I have an idea... YOU CAN GET PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

Panifex 8 years ago
Who"s Max Payne? Is he a rapper or singer or something?

DWindsor49 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

GeanRichard 10 years ago
That"s my face any way.

rn_rn_rn 10 years ago
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JunebugPokemon 10 years ago
That was beautiful

dinolord sonic 11 years ago
i dont know who max payne is... and no way im crossing my eyes after last time

goodman 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pluerose 9 years ago
"I cant see"

Superbomber1234 10 years ago
So, Asian Max Payne?

Xanderiah 10 years ago
I love this one,XD

SMF64 5 years ago
so a troll face?

Loopholesbeginhere 10 years ago
Ummmm upside??!!!???!!!???!!!

Knightmare Slayer 10 years ago
if u asian CAN u even squint ur eyes anymore cause im asian and i want answers

Timmmmy 11 years ago
Why

MemeKing640 9 years ago
what if i think of a metaphor that magics my eyes back?

NatureMaster64 11 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ... [Show full comment]

HenryWong122 10 years ago
Hrrrrrrrnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!

Wigiman9702 10 years ago
Mt friend says yes cause he is Asian

drsex 4 years ago
lightskin stare always
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