Your new best friend is a flying magical carpet, who will never die and cannot be damaged in anyway.
but
You cannot eat any foods other than lemons with Tabasco all over it.
I will not

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
definition of 'stupid question'.

untakenname 2 years ago
real

KrisZone 10 years ago
How desperate for friends do you have to be to click the button? *clicking the button*

LizzieBasu 10 years ago
Same XD

eh_wutevs 11 years ago
i dont give a fuck if i have a carpet friend or not i aint gonna die of tabasco sauce like wtf

Blocky_blockster 11 years ago
Hey. I will have acid piss man

Lorri Broizman 13 years ago
im p sure whoever wrote this was like ten types of high

NoelaniCroud 9 years ago
Yeah they mostlikely where
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natalie.2 12 years ago
this person was on drugs who tf thinks of that

Dinobot 9 years ago
Ikr

beleeater 11 years ago
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MAGIC CARPET ITS BADASS LOOKING AT ME FLYING INTO THE HORIZON

cloverofficial 3 years ago
Are you high?

Rocket046 9 years ago
Lemons are pretty much inedible so no

DuffCheese 9 years ago
The one who wrote this i think his alcohol blood lvl must be like 9.9999999

TheUniversePlayz 11 years ago
WTF WHAT IS THIS MATRIX

gurgiboy 11 years ago
i hate lemons

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
I like lemons

LunaStarr 11 years ago
JAPAN HERE I COME!

Anime Anime 11 years ago
YASSS
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joojmon 11 years ago
. . . . . . . . WHAT

emetophilia 11 years ago
What the fuck

David Anderson 13 years ago
Mmmm, lemons and Tabasco. sounds good

RGPZ 8 years ago
Who wrote this was more then drunk or high

Djankh 10 years ago
Just think of all the vitamin C you will eat !

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago
You might want to switch the upside and downside. Having an inanimate object as a best friend is sad, and lemons with tobacco sauce would be amazing.

sam_king21 11 years ago
The person who wrote this was on drugs.

rvbfan04 11 years ago
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AgentDeez 3 years ago
mmm... delicious.

WaffleRaffle 11 years ago
@happymask Tabasco = hot sauce

MahBoi 9 years ago
WHAT IS THIS QUESTION?!?!?!?!?!?!

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
Why do we need food when we have SNAX SODA AND WATER

asdfnicolee 12 years ago
youll die soon enough if you keep eating that

cheesy505 10 years ago
tbh youd get used to lemmons and not think they were that bad

gaffel373 11 years ago
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ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
So destroy your immune system with acid no thanks

iniminimoo 11 years ago
How high were you when you made this

_Poofyhairedgirl_ 11 years ago
Your new best friend will be a CARPET? Really? I know It's a magic carpet, but still...

Thunderquartz 9 years ago
This sounds like an anime

sockacrock 10 years ago
Aladdin meets Freaky Eaters

gaffel373 11 years ago
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StillCisTho 5 years ago
The magic carpet would be worth it!

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
What? I get an invulnerable magic carpet best friend at the cost of eating Tabasco lemons? Whatever you're on, stop now.

Lawlesslake 11 years ago
I will not eat any food I will just put them in my mouth

Qwerty200018 8 years ago
Carpets can't die anyway.

CreepyProxy123 10 years ago
You won't get fat with lemons and a flying carpet!!!

Mike9090 9 years ago
What is the upside? I don't like being high in the air because of my scared of heights. + I don't like lemons and tabasco sounds like the stuff that is put in sigarettes

oldnotweak 11 years ago
you would die of malnutrition

J_S 3 years ago
Win win

oldnotweak 11 years ago
you would die

DottySpot 9 years ago
But I like my best friend!!!!! T-T

ParkVC 7 years ago
No upside to this

HiddenRealm 12 years ago
why the hell would i want a magic carpet... and eating that alone will eventually kill you, so no upside...

CrypticSans 10 years ago
IMAGINARY FRIENDS FTW

gaffel373 11 years ago
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Minimaster73 11 years ago
what did i even just read?

Otaquece 11 years ago
Well ı have no friends

RandomGuyOnTheInternet 9 years ago
I just saw this question 1 minute ago
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