Will You Press The Button?

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm a girl, so no thanks. :/

23lindsaam4 years ago

lol same

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Helloiamhavingaseizure4 years ago

Where’s the downside. You literally just gain the ability to grow a beard

Wilkincookie8 years ago

There"s really no downside because you don't have to use it...

Coolk97 years ago

Smack bad guy with your new majestic fucking beard*

matthewstrong9 years ago

so i become Chuck Norris

Worm_Oc_Alice5 years ago

You could just- wip out your razor, shave a pit off your arm, then BAM, Beard activated, and people are just like~ :0

Cascas807 years ago

Any girl here I'm sure you saying no was just an autocorrect

Introboy8 years ago

Im a Woman, I do nötig shave

Chaosflo448 years ago

Ooops autocorrect xD

Christopher Henderson12 years ago

Manliest superpower I've ever heard of

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago

46 years ago?

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Sum3Dud37 years ago

Testosterone.

Spitalul_De_Urgenta7 years ago

There says when u shave it.U canut someone else shave IT and will not grow!

Axel Kipp12 years ago

I have been trying to grow a beard so long, this would be fucking AWESOME.

David Padgett12 years ago

THAT SOUNDS AWEEEEEESOME

Soggywaffles7 years ago

Were you shaving when you thought of this?

johny c0ugar9 years ago

Santa,duck dynasty

Tumpai 9 years ago

Make a baby farm and you can now save the world because you can revive all the smart people that are dead and they'll figure something out to fix the humanity

ilovechickenramen_139 years ago

Well I don't think that works for me...

DeadSnipe9 years ago

this power sucks ass

Tenjoubitolast year

"to be able" doesn't mean you have to. I'll take any superpower with literally no downside.

TheTechnoBot10 years ago

Imagine, you could be Ivan the Unshavable

wes1748 years ago

it doesnt say you grow a beard it says to BE ABLE TO. meaning you dont have to use it.

Hyperlukario1239 years ago

Way to random

Zeldafan20038 years ago

Santa, is that u?????

ThatGuy13379 years ago

Growing the beard forever :D

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

you can make wipes and roped out of your beard

jjdale9 years ago

Im a girl i can't grow a beard

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Nah...

arley869 years ago

i like my beard anyways

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

I see this too much. "It didn't say you have to USE it" IF YOU AINT GONNA USE IT THEN WHY THE HELL YOU GONNA CLICK THE BUTTON THERE"S NO POINT

MyNameIsChef9 years ago

Get someone else to shave ur beard If you even want to shave

F88 years ago

Cool party trick

Kagerosa9 years ago

Fucking yeah. I would press the button it's the manliest super power ever. I think I'll call myself beard man

CrescentCaribou3 years ago

I"d love a beard :)

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

63% of people don't want a free (if rather useless) superpower?

likewha9 years ago

I would use to have a beard if it would be nice

HolyHeckinHeck7 years ago

BITCH I"M ALREADY HAIRY ENOUGH

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

i like my beard so it would get longer yay!!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

This is so fucking stupid, beards suck anyway!

What-a-twist8 years ago

Kys

ilovechickenramen_139 years ago

Well I don't think that works for me...

skitteryboo9 years ago

OK I am a girl people a GIRL ( this the third time I have found a question like this!!)

bolpo339 years ago

everybody can have beards although males seem to get bigger ones

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the clasher9 years ago

best superpower ever, i wanted to have a beard, keep it and get all the ladies with the manliest beard ever

_Loaflast year

I wanna dope beard

Mister130353N9 years ago

FUCK YEAH!

KawaiiPrincess8 years ago

Uh well I'm a girl so

ya111104 years ago

a super power is a super power dude

jackspicer11 years ago

I cant rate this bad considering that most people didnt pressed the button, but the obvious choice is YES, there is litterly no downside to this, I mean you dont get forced to grow a beard when you are shaving you are only able to so you have a choice. I pressed yes, im a guy.

CastielHasThePhonebox8 years ago

Just don't shave

D4rkzz9 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

digaddog9 years ago

DUMBLEDORE

TheLoopholeGuy9 years ago

"...to be able..." you dont have to, so theres no downside

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