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Temnai 10 years ago

Technically water drainage systems are still sewers so you could just work in one of those. They don't really smell bad. Boom.

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago

Cleaning sewers is actually a really well paying job. Their yearly income is is between 240 thousand and 360 thousand dollars. That income is around the equivalent of being a doctor.

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Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

how are you successful if you work in a goddamned sewer?

honor 6 years ago

please tell me one person that said "Im a successful sewer worker" no no one .... i rest my case

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MouseGirl 5 years ago

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Snakeeyes 11 years ago

Sense of smell isn't intact for long! Fight me, brick wall!

Migdin1 10 years ago

*5 seconds later* YOUR SMELL IS NO LONGER INTACT.

Assassith 11 years ago

Cut off nose and put it in a flowery field. It'll still smell just not sewage.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

you"re still going to smell the sewage because the smell receptors are in your brain. if you cut off your nose, it"s not part of you any more. you won't smell through that part of your nose any more than you can smell through a remote control or something.

Squad Mom Haise 11 years ago

My sense of smell is very sensitive, I wouldn't be able to handle.

Fang1212 9 years ago

my sense of smell can only barely smell the worst smells, e.g. EXTREMELY faint smell of vomit

Hyltran 8 years ago

Mario

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE SEWERS!!!

SugarHype131 10 years ago

I dont look good? I LOK GR8.

Kurosh Golshan 13 years ago

You could be a world class assassin/thief, gaining access to special areas via sewer.

viktormn 11 years ago

SO AC3

MapleUndertale2016 10 years ago

1st I don't HAVE a job yet 2nd just move jobs if you have one

Antonio Novoa-castillo 13 years ago

ever heard of a gas mask?the also remove bad smells And if that doesn't work FREBREEZ BOMBS

smileyrester 9 years ago

its spelled "Febreze"

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Carmila Fuentes Manuel 13 years ago

Microbiologists have the option to work in sewers, and make a lot of money doing it.

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

If only nose pegs existed...

Blackdog2772 11 years ago

That describes my work place its crappy bo do psh

HotSauceBear 12 years ago

ibodebibo, I lol'd

23lindsaam 6 years ago

So people like you because you"re good looking and successful but they"re also never gonna date you because you work in a sewer and you smell like it.

Taufiq Stay Bossin 13 years ago

gas mask..

Nubbins244 9 years ago

Just quit and become an actor or something

mlgmaster 11 years ago

i like trains

Loophole man 10 years ago

And I like weed and your comment

Honk Honk 11 years ago

I could use a gas mask........

Slywolf 11 years ago

So what you would get used to the smell

Yodaddy 5 months ago

Gas mask?

bodiezane 7 years ago

Gas mask...

DJ Duck 10 years ago

I'll work as a bartender cuz they pay well called a sewer

Butterbuff 12 years ago

How exactly can you be successful at a sewer

Jacobwwhite 9 years ago

Jokes on you. Im already good looking and successful.

Jacobwwhite 9 years ago

@degenerate oooohh interesting.

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ZachariahReeves 9 years ago

Ill always know when im smelly

Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago

Just lose the nose

ceering99 11 years ago

If I'm successful then why would I work there? Just hire others to.

Moda 11 years ago

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DJ Duck 10 years ago

Calm down

luke 12 years ago

Wait, "intact" means it is not broken so where is there a downside?

MrUnknown95 9 years ago

Are you good looking in the sewer?

matk2911 11 years ago

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bilada91 11 years ago

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Migdin1 10 years ago

If im successful and live in the sewers and i an good looking, i am obviously a beautiful ninja turtke

tukboss 11 years ago

ur not successful if u work in the sewers

eun 3 months ago

"Serve the people! Unclogging the sewers is success! Change people's mindsets! Respect the working people!"

SomebodyElse.Com 12 years ago

You can change work!

SmartBoi7 7 years ago

If I'm successful, I successfully escape sinister mangle and get to meet her if I'm in the sewers.

KingMickey 10 years ago

If u smell like a sewer u aren't complete

JsBtowsknj 9 years ago

como lo pongo en español

The tenth doctor 11 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227146

simontodd 11 years ago

i already am good looking and successful

KingMickey 10 years ago

Yeah right

Mai-chan 9 years ago

I name my company SEWERS and tell my employees it must always smell of lavender or peppermint.

lewis0428 4 years ago

Never said i couldn’t quit

Daniel909 10 years ago

I dont c how u could be successful in a sewer.

ShadowShaper 9 years ago

Cleaning sewers is actually a really well paying job. Their yearly income is is between 240 thousand and 360 thousand dollars. That income is around the equivalent of being a doctor.

inkredeble 11 years ago

It's intact? Wear a fucking mask or something to cover up your mouth and nose, you're successful so this means you have the money to get whatever you want doesn't it?

Campingsniper7 11 years ago

THats not being succesful :/

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

you are "seccesful" in a "sewer" ... YOU ARE FUCKING MARIO!

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