Will You Press The Button?

Your car is sentient and can talk to you.

but

If you piss it off, it's going to get you into a crash.

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iTerminator077 years ago

*slams button sells car tells buyers to call it a dick when driving*

Gregottorry7 years ago

My mind expload

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iceman95189 years ago

DONT PISS OFF THE CAR.

Hyltran4 years ago

Many you piss it off by mistake?

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TrueGHD8 years ago

Transformers being my favourite show, I would never piss off even a minion!

notnothuman8 years ago

Please piss off all minions

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HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER9 years ago

That would be similar to the movie Christine, except the car didn't try to kill the owner intentionally, that part was an accident.

Netanel Mullokandov12 years ago

easy...dont piss off the car its like a transformer, would you make bumblebee feel bad?

notnothuman8 years ago

the car is autism

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Icy witch9 years ago

...Im An actual witch but I cant do that

Nightescence7 years ago

stfu with your roleplaying bs

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Kakle1079 years ago

Th I have Someone to rant to

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

What if the car has sever anger issues?

TreyHumphrey7 years ago

Then the car would be an asshole, and (very likely) will kill you.

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Keith Horvath12 years ago

Therefore injuring itself?

Lunapotter4567 years ago

That would fill the car and just hurting you and with 50% chance of surviving but the car with a 0%chanxe of surviving...

Chocolatepig1018 years ago

I would love my car we would be best mates

Callum02/12/20049 years ago

Wered I won't annoy him. LolðŸ˜†

Hunter Minyard12 years ago

So basically injure itself in an attempt to hurt you? Eh, worth it.

534l\\\\l9 years ago

Whats the upside of talking to it in the first place?

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scarletwolfgamer1009 years ago

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AceQueen187 years ago

lol! Just don't piss it off in the first place.

PikaPika!9 years ago

Eh im taking the risk

SexFaceD10 years ago

transeformers robots in disguise, auto bots roll out!!

Carlos_999 years ago

That sounds pretty much like an old English movie I saw

Karl Schoeler12 years ago

Idk, a female car may just perceive an offense... jk ladies jk

TheRealSans8 years ago

if you piss off the car y will have a bad time!

Strangegirl 9 years ago

Just get in another car to drive in and talk with the other one

eddsworld girl9 years ago

My car would be a truck so we'd be cool

I Ended Up in This Website10 years ago

Be nice :).

Dark225 years ago

Jokes on the car he is gonna die too

asdguy0011 years ago

Drive home safely if drunk in case you are a partyface!!!

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

Yas, another way to commit suicide

RedSceptile9 years ago

I don't even have a car

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Petrolheads suddenly like this button.

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Or drive a Saab cause its indestructible and too slow to crash badly.

JustRidiculous739 years ago

I don't care, i'm a survialist! I live on pee.

Shyler Siders12 years ago

i already talk to my truck so now she will talk back :)

SwissCheese10 months ago

If cars wasn't made by Disney.

EmilysDreamWorld9 years ago

I piss people off easily can't be much harder for me to accidentally piss off a car

TreyHumphrey7 years ago

Yikes!!! 🙄

pink sheep9 years ago

I don't own a car

Violent angel 1310 years ago

I'm to lovable to piss of a car

WhatsInAAName9 years ago

My car probably hates me, so no!!

RazorSB8 years ago

I have no car and I will see it as my best friend when I do get one

Turtle_Power9 years ago

Vnb

catlol1009 years ago

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SANS.GRANIE8 months ago

IMMA MAKE MILIONS WITH TALKING CAR LET'S GOOOOOOOO

merdek10 years ago

I'm cool. I'm cool.

Z0m41e7 years ago

What a suicidal car we have here.

YSMQTHLQYH9 years ago

I also like to live dangerously

Slyde9 years ago

"Why do you drive so slow?" -Slyde's last words

Devin Moore12 years ago

Who wouldn't want this?

Tankbuster101339 years ago

Don't have a car BOOM

AllastroS488 years ago

I don't have a car

SupaDupa4 years ago

ok. i just wont piss on it

justin28269 years ago

why would i want to talk to my car

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