Will You Press The Button?

XavierBob9 years ago

Those who didnt do it, keep the button until you are about to die

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago

I DONT WANNA DIE XD

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Doomguy8 years ago

Self sacrifice for the greater good? Sure

Awesomegod43217 years ago

40%

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago

Hmmm, well I do not have a good immune system, so NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Ajrocks5679 years ago

At the time of this comment, 30% of people are selfish dicks.

Erog5 years ago

Yes. Yes we are.

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portalmaster5 years ago

But when? Just gonna die when I'm 100+ then

Kingkappa7 years ago

It"s funny, I value almost nothing in the world with great value, i gave 75 dollars away a while back after someone gave it to me, yet my greatest fear is dying. Most are opposite.

BagelButtHoles7 years ago

Heck yeah

TyzikCase8 years ago

I"s just like Optimus Prime once said, No Sacrifice, No victory!

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

I'll press it later, minutes from death.

HyperSeymour8 years ago

No downside at all.

MartinSoap4 years ago

if YOU can cure cancer but then die no one will cure cancer because he doesn't say that you DISCOVER how to cure cancer,it says that YOU can cure cancer so it"s pretty useless

Coverrnawx7 years ago

Self sacrifice for the stupid humanity? Heeeeell no

Ninicool139 years ago

Cure cancer but die for it. Whatevs

Ty1018 years ago

So I die immediately YAY I saved the world but not myself

Smileykjd2 years ago

I am willing to make a sacrifice for the world

Thekarategamerplays8 years ago

Courage is not a lack of fear it is acting in spite of it.

Jayboy3127 years ago

I would die for people,but this isn't what I have in mind.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Overpopulation bitchs.

skelle7 years ago

who didn’t press it

Minx_526269 years ago

Cure everyone...

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs6 months ago

BOOP button press AT LEAST ILL BE USEFULL!

Dominique93258 years ago

I will never get lung cancer, I don't smoke or do some weird shit like some people do...Burning deodorant and inhaling the fumes.

Luke18718 years ago

It doesn't specify age

Gangsterjkwhiteguy9 years ago

Nah natural selection

Damian93037 years ago

Why can't I just test it out on myself after making it? What"s preventing me?

Meep19 years ago

OK

william44448 years ago

But I can cure myself cause I can cure cancer

RadjahMoha8 years ago

Ur a fukin idior

AngelicTortoiselast year

Um, it doesn't specify when the lung cancer happens though. So can I choose? Or...

Quack-adoodledo7 years ago

I’d rather die doing something good for the world than to be selfish

ofpgrimm1029 years ago

it is all ways the cure for cancer in a zombie movie. real life walking dead!!!!!!!!

Sucksuck697 years ago

I would be a hero and i would save millions of lives so yah

Nyna-chan9 years ago

what?

TimothyBedford8 years ago

FUCK THIS! WE"RE GOING MCSM MODE PPL!!

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago

Sacrificing yourself for others is a good way to go!

thisguypushes12422 years ago

GOD DAMN IT!!! GOD DAMNT !!

Alzoran7 years ago

I cured Cancer guys, remember me!!!

llogan.endo9 years ago

That's dumb

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress8 years ago

Like... Why do I need lungs? GILLS HERE I COME

TOKOLOHOlast year

OH MY GOD

Cosmic_Universe9 years ago

wouldn't you already be the cure?

Double0racle7 years ago

Don’t try until your on your deathbed, by the rules of this button, you will have solved it right as you die, and the treatment will have been made.

sashleobern9 years ago

fuck off

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

So.... I didn't cure cancer? ;-;

BagelButtHoles7 years ago

You idiot you fist didn’t get it in time

kirbstomp3 years ago

My name is Walter Hartwell White

KoroSensei9 years ago

Loop hole cure your own cancer.

Ajrocks5679 years ago

Boi, it said you die before you receive treatment. Sorry, I forgot you can only read every other word.

Derp_face_279 years ago

What is the positive? You will die before you can cure everyone...

Alexanderdavidderr7 years ago

How do you cure cancer then you go to cancer

Diaa_._20087 months ago

2024 anyone?

Korinheyy8 years ago

I really don't care if I die just make sure there will be more Americans that survive so we can beat.........

oceanwaterpug275 years ago

Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

deathmachine500027 years ago

Ill take one for the team.

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