29449 (55%) 24539 (45%)
29449 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 24539 (45%) did not.
You can cure cancer...
but
but you die of lung cancer before you can recieve the treatment.
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XavierBob9 years ago
Those who didnt do it, keep the button until you are about to die

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago
I DONT WANNA DIE XD
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Doomguy8 years ago
Self sacrifice for the greater good? Sure

Awesomegod43217 years ago
40%

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
Hmmm, well I do not have a good immune system, so NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Ajrocks5679 years ago
At the time of this comment, 30% of people are selfish dicks.

Erog5 years ago
Yes. Yes we are.
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portalmaster5 years ago
But when? Just gonna die when I'm 100+ then

Kingkappa7 years ago
It"s funny, I value almost nothing in the world with great value, i gave 75 dollars away a while back after someone gave it to me, yet my greatest fear is dying. Most are opposite.

BagelButtHoles7 years ago
Heck yeah

TyzikCase8 years ago
I"s just like Optimus Prime once said, No Sacrifice, No victory!

Somerandomwizard8 years ago
I'll press it later, minutes from death.

HyperSeymour8 years ago
No downside at all.

llogan.endo9 years ago
That's dumb

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress8 years ago
Like... Why do I need lungs? GILLS HERE I COME

TOKOLOHOlast year
OH MY GOD

Cosmic_Universe9 years ago
wouldn't you already be the cure?

Double0racle7 years ago
Don’t try until your on your deathbed, by the rules of this button, you will have solved it right as you die, and the treatment will have been made.

sashleobern9 years ago
fuck off

Mommasgirl11008 years ago
So.... I didn't cure cancer? ;-;

BagelButtHoles7 years ago
You idiot you fist didn’t get it in time

kirbstomp3 years ago
My name is Walter Hartwell White

KoroSensei9 years ago
Loop hole cure your own cancer.

Ajrocks5679 years ago
Boi, it said you die before you receive treatment. Sorry, I forgot you can only read every other word.

Alexanderdavidderr7 years ago
How do you cure cancer then you go to cancer

Derp_face_279 years ago
What is the positive? You will die before you can cure everyone...

Korinheyy8 years ago
I really don't care if I die just make sure there will be more Americans that survive so we can beat.........

Diaa_._20087 months ago
2024 anyone?

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

deathmachine500027 years ago
Ill take one for the team.

defrostu9 years ago
While you still live

autistic113 years ago
Everyone who pressed the button before techno bladed died are true heroes

thisguypushes12422 years ago
I DIDNT!! fuck

Mrdead8 years ago
Don't be selfish.

GalaticDoge7 years ago
I'll click the button, but I can't actually die.

John Roland9 years ago
For the sake of humanity I give my life

Arctik Wolfe9 years ago
I would as well

Doxas9 years ago
You die before you yourself get the treatment. so everyone except for me will still get it

purpleshep4277 years ago
i always wanted to die a martyr

Lollilgamerlo7 months ago
yeah good idea @XavierBob

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
You can die as a saviour, a hero and everyone will remember you. B)

MartinSoap4 years ago
if YOU can cure cancer but then die no one will cure cancer because he doesn't say that you DISCOVER how to cure cancer,it says that YOU can cure cancer so it"s pretty useless

Coverrnawx7 years ago
Self sacrifice for the stupid humanity? Heeeeell no

Ninicool139 years ago
Cure cancer but die for it. Whatevs

Ty1018 years ago
So I die immediately YAY I saved the world but not myself

Smileykjd2 years ago
I am willing to make a sacrifice for the world

Thekarategamerplays8 years ago
Courage is not a lack of fear it is acting in spite of it.

Jayboy3127 years ago
I would die for people,but this isn't what I have in mind.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Overpopulation bitchs.

Minx_526269 years ago
Cure everyone...

skelle7 years ago
who didn’t press it

IHateRacistsAndHomophobs6 months ago
BOOP button press AT LEAST ILL BE USEFULL!

Dominique93258 years ago
I will never get lung cancer, I don't smoke or do some weird shit like some people do...Burning deodorant and inhaling the fumes.

Luke18718 years ago
It doesn't specify age

Damian93037 years ago
Why can't I just test it out on myself after making it? What"s preventing me?

Gangsterjkwhiteguy9 years ago
Nah natural selection

Meep19 years ago
OK
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