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28609 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 25758 (47%) did not.
You discover the cure for cancer.
but
You contract a cancer that the cure does not work on.
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Mammotlast year
Collect My Monsters

mampfer9 years ago
This button contradicts itself.

Cuoli2 months ago
No, it's not. "Cancer" isn't a single disease but rather a group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled cell growth. In this sci-fi fantasy scenario, they didn't say your flavour of cancer wasn't magical based. Can't cure arcane stuff with science.
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OiOiOiOilast year
FUCK

duckbutt9 years ago
so i die in exchange for saving millions? sure!

Liltrouble4 years ago
It means cancer now days will have a cure but your basically developing a cancer that cannot be cured. People can survive cancer so why take the risk of making a cancer that people may not be able to beat or cure in the end you could kill more than how many have died from normal cancer.
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XxVividxX8 years ago
Can't people survive cancer sometimes?

carson184 years ago
you can get vaccines for things that do not have cures
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Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) )9 years ago
Sure why not? But dont point your fingers at me when over population, global warming, trash, and world hunger kicks in...

MyVoteRules7 years ago
I love undertale... but what’s aftertale? I think I am sending way too much undertale comments/replies, though. But SERIOUSLY... I LIKE IT
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Yahooie3289 years ago
This doesn't make any sense. If it cures cancer, why doesn't it work

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
Because your cancer will be incurable

oi look im trash9 years ago
Die to save millions of people? I'd do that any day!

Awsomegamer7 years ago
What why find the cure then

fackjtjrjfb2 days ago
很明显,我不是一个伟大的人

Hooman8 years ago
How does it work if it doesn't cure cancer

ayang9 years ago
sacraficing

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago
contarct?

Valleria4 years ago
Nope

Astoria6 years ago
Then technically pressing this button would help you in no way nor many others.

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago
When do I contract the cancer? I think it's two milliseconds before I die naturally.

TrueRenegade8 years ago
So I cure cancer, but then a new cancer comes?

Geo Terrifrit9 years ago
If I can get a different cancer, why can't others? Pointless button.

ferretterrier8 years ago
4856 selfish peeps 💘

6ZEKA4 years ago
well i"m a sociopath so...

Toxins9 years ago
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WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago
Please, do us a favor. Shut. Up.
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BUTTONPUSHER2937 years ago
It doesn't say what kind of cancer you get. You might get one that has a cure already. And it doesn't say when either. You might get it in 60 years.

oldnotweak9 years ago
so its a random cancer? so maybe it will never actually hurt me.

fatcat006lol8 years ago
if you meet someone there is a 40% chance that they"re a selfish bitch

vaultboydab4 years ago
doesnt say how deadly the cancer has to be. i choose that the cancer is 000.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% deadly. also i get cured fast lol

naterbaterchickentater8 years ago
Never says it is fatal.

☆Tinker☆9 years ago
When do you contact cancer?

jontakeankles6 years ago
I'm down

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
This really depends on type of cancer you will get. Like today most types of cancer can be cured if caught in early stadium . We can assume that if the cure didn't work on the cancer, todays medicine won't work too but in this case author could easily writ...[Show full comment]

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
You will get an incurable cancer, so can’t be cured

annemariexoxo9 years ago
i was gonna say no but then my morals came and kicked me up the ass

AssHar8 years ago
Then that"s not cancer.

Bruh-momentolast year
Well then the cure is a LIAR and should NOT be trusted

Spider_Venom4 years ago
Yea but there are other ways to cure it and if they are successful I'm going to be ok and millions of other people too

Doom_Godess7 years ago
Kill me

valkyriegirl9 years ago
Worth it. Save the others

Bob1019 years ago
Be a hero!!!

dankmemes1018 years ago
Then how is it a cure?

DARKMANNOTRACIST3 years ago
take the medicine keep it in your mouth press the button while drinking the medicine and the medicine should keep its effects for at least a while and you will not get the cancer

naterbaterchickentater8 years ago
Nobody says it is fatal or makes you sick or anything. So like it could be a small bump on you left ass cheek you never noticed.

minecraft fan9 years ago
My grandma died to cancer before I was born so yes

Rmbisme5 years ago
I don't mind sacrificing myself for others

DOCTORWHOWILLCOMEFORMEEEE8 years ago
If I had to give up my life for a child who has hardly had a chance to live, I would end my life before you could say "Allons-y!"

abysssans9 years ago
I don't wanna

Arcanepoison18 years ago
Totally worth it.

Rose Quartz💙9 years ago
Aww I would still do it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA10 months ago
I dont care. long run. i leave a mark on history.

Garch4 years ago
Never said the cancer couldn’t be benign, so I’ll take a chance on fate!

RaychelP8 years ago
why wouldn't you push the button!?!

Nerdeye7 years ago
Some cancer is not killer so you have a chance to live

A strange person9 years ago
I am sick of those repetitive questions.
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